As some of you may already know I was recently hired as the Manager for The Pleasure Chest in New York. It’s ironic that the higher up I go in the totem pole within the sex industry, the less time I have for sex. This is mostly my fault because I am both OCD about working non-stop and get lazy as a legless dog when it gets humid and hot. These two traits have led to a lot of lonely nights recently (well not a lot, but a lot compared to what I’m used to). It’s times like these that I turn to a new toy to make jacking off fresh, which is why I was very excited to receive this nice little gift from Je Joue. They expressed to me that their latest creation, the G-Ki, isn’t being celebrated as it should be in the gay world here in the US, and so I promised to give it a go and see if it deserves the INQUEERY’s Two-Dicks-Up seal of approval!
Je Joue G-Ki Review
June 25, 2010
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Pleasure Chest Seeks Sexy Helpers for Pride
June 12, 2010
Hey folks!
The Pleasure Chest here in New York is going to reward some lucky people with some Pleasure Chest cash!
I am looking for 10 sexy people to help me and my beautiful employees hand out spanking paddles at the 2010 New York Pride march on June 27th. If you’re interested, please keep reading!
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“Instant” featuring Brandon B. June 17th
June 11, 2010
Recently people have decided that I am photogenic and have been coming out of the woodwork pointing their cameras at me. If these people could see how I look first thing in the morning they might be singing a different tune. Lately I have been so busy that my body is afraid to sleep, so every morning is a comical series of me violently jolting up in bed and scrambling to check the time, convinced that I have overslept for something. This on top of what has become a concerning habit of drooling on my pillow leaves something to be desired in a photograph (although…)
Despite that, people are falling for the illusion that I am a somewhat put together sex symbol. One such person who has fallen for this lie is Justin Violini of The Fearless Project.
“The Fearless Project is an art and cultural initiative bringing together artists, outsiders, thinkers, musicians, designers, writers, creatives: anyone who has ever had the urge to do something outside of their comfort zone. The project encourages and celebrates the bold, the creative, the daring – the fearless in every one of us.“
Blah blah blah. The good stuff:
“The installation features a film component and a Polaroid display: both featuring male faces as the body is receiving various stimuli (self pleasure, oral sex, anal sex) capturing individual facial expressions at orgasm. “
Fuck yeah! Everyone knows I love a good romp in voyeur land, and this time I get to participate!
Come see my o-face (hint) Thursday, June 17th from 6:30PM – 9:00PM at the Robert Goff Gallery (www.robertgoffgallery.com). This includes viewing of the installation and a variety of programming curated exclusively for the evening, including a performance by the flashy Gio Black Peter at 8:00PM.
After-party: Main Man at B.East, 171 East Broadway. You can RSVP via Facebook or follow Justin on Twitter @thefearlessproj.
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Tenga Rolling Head Cup Review
June 2, 2010
It is getting as humid as a crocodile’s balls in New York lately. Walking around the city is starting to feel like dunking your face into a pool of BP tainted water, and I do not do well with it. My hair starts to look like a rat nest, my skin quality goes from 100 to zero in 2.5 seconds, and although I am not the type that stinks when I sweat the subways are now ripe with the thick scent of hipster man-pits. So needless to say, I haven’t been much in the mood to lay in bed with anyone (tried it the other night, we literally just swam in each other’s sweat. It was like when Jack dies in Titanic). I have my AC installed now so luckily that’s all about to change, but during this sweatastic week I turned to my toy chest for a little extra satisfaction, and out popped the Tenga Rolling Head Cup.
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2011 NY Sex Blogger Calendar featuring Moi
June 1, 2010
Last night I stayed up late chatting online with boner-fuel Good Goose about various things including how Busta Rhymes is obviously gay and how the song Break Ya Neck is clearly about giving a blazing blow-job (at the 2:30 mark tell me that isn’t a metaphor for “I give amazing heart-stopping head!”, and by metaphor I mean I’m pretty sure he’s on Team Taylor). While we were winding down this conversation road questioning our life decisions, I got an exciting e-mail.
Yours truly has been selected as one of the sexy models for the 2011 New York Sex Bloggers Calendar. If you saw what I was wearing when I read the e-mail you’d wonder why (see: black CK briefs with a hole in the back, a sock in my lap, hair up in wraps), but luckily the people who do the Sex Blogger calendar only ever see my botox-filled surrogate.
I’m super excited, for a number of reasons. For starters, I have been dying to see some man-flesh in the calendar since it started and I am one of several bi-o-log-i-cal studly dudes posing this year! Secondly, I admire all of the other models selected, especially Nina Hartley who I have always had a wide-on for. Check us out below:
And last but not least, I am happy that I will finally get to put those clear heels I’ve been paying off since high school to use. You know, they really should teach kids about credit as they grow up.
Click here to see a list of the models selected, and stay tuned for information on the official calender launch party!
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Lubes Found to Potentially Increase Chance of STI/HIV Transmission
May 28, 2010
“Hi, I’m like lubricating yourself with Windex!”
And you guys thought I was just trying to sell you the expensive stuff to make a buck. Well fuck a buck! Maybe this will finally convince you that those cheap lubes you keep cramming in your fanny suck. Now they are proven to possibly be toxic!
The 2010 International Microbicides Conference released two studies on May 25th regarding the safety of select lubricants when used for anal sex, and wouldn’t you know that some of them are bad for your bum.
The researchers found in one study that those who used some of the most popular lubricants on the market were three times more likely to have rectal sexually transmitted infections (STIs). Another study found that some of these lubricants were actually toxic to cells, causing cellular death within the anus, resulting in a vulnerable target for HIV transmission.
Before you all start clutching your pearls you should know which lubricants were tested and why they did the damage they did. Astroglide, KY Jelly, ID Glide, Elbow Grease, Wet Platinum, and Pre’ were the lubes tested. The studies showed that Wet Platinum and Pre’ were safest to use for anal due to the fact that they didn’t cause cell damage or damage to the rectal lining. This is most likely due to the fact that Wet Platinum is the only silicone-based lubricant among the bunch (i.e. it doesn’t contain toxic chemicals) and Pre’ is a non-toxic sperm friendly lubricant, typically used with Pre-Seed for couples attempting to make more brats to crowd the J train at 3:00.
However, the hyperosmolar nature of the other lubricants was associated with cellular toxicity. This literally means that the other lubricants were found to be dehydrating and thus killing the cells within your butt, resulting in an increased risk to HIV and STI transmission.
The likely culprit is glycerin, which is a pretty nasty chemical to be internalizing anally or vaginally.
To read the press release click here.
Click here for my favorite water-based glycerin free lubricant — Sliquid Organics Gel! If you’re a silicone man, check out my favorite — System JO Anal Premium!
Play smart, gentlemen!
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Follow Brandon B. on Tumblr if ya fancy
May 18, 2010
Hey all!
I have taken another feeble step towards being modern and have started a Tumblr. You can expect 0.00% substance on my Tumblr as I will merely be celebrating my obviously poorly-managed free time and vanity by posting pictures of myself in various states of undress and emo. If you wanna take a peep, follow me at BARTLING.
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May 25th: Blowjobs and Beyond Workshop
May 15, 2010
Hey everyone!
My next workshop in NYC is Blowjobs and Beyond! I suck a mean cack and am happy to share the tips and tricks that this old hooker has learned along the mean path of the ho-stroll. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something new! Click through for workshop details, or click here to RSVP on Facebook for a nifty reminder!
Tomorrow May 11th — Bend Over Buddy Workshop
May 11, 2010
Tomorrow is the day!
Me and one of my favorite Sex Specialists Jovan will be showing you the literal ins and outs of the art of Pegging — fucking a man with a strap on! I will be playing the top, which is making everyone laugh for some reason…
Anyway, I hope to see you there. It’s FREE and there is gonna be wine and snacks (see: Franzia and chips), plus everyone who attends receives a special discount on anything they decide to purchase.
Click through for detailed information and directions!
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Probe Review
May 6, 2010
My peen has seen many’a lube, and it has a wealth of lube-wisdom. Something that it realized a while back was that although there are tons of different types of lubricants, their differences case by case can sometimes be very minute, and in some cases not all that unique. You’ve got your thin water-base, your thick gel, your hybrid water/silicone silk, your oil, your silicone, etc etc… But I have heard of a lube that is unlike any other lube on the market for years now called Probe. We used to carry it at The Pleasure Chest in New York but I never got to try it. Recently, we got word that we were able to order it again, so I decided it was time to see what all the fuss was about.
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