When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I Jizzed in my Pants!
Jizz in my Pants is a genius reference for this article, by the way.
A lot of us have been there, some of us on both ends of the situation. You’ve blah-blah-blahed your way through dinner, you’ve used all your lines to lure some hot piece of ass back to your place, you’re getting hot and heavy and then BAM – it’s over. You’re laying there with one leg in the air, your chest covered in his load, and you give him either a sympathetic look of “It’s ok baby“ or the less compassionate “BAD DOG. Look what you did!!” Now you’re laying there with your dick in your hand and he goes down on you almost immediately in a desperate attempt to get you off at motor-boat speed, and the whole time you’re thinking “Man…did I really just drop $40 on dinner..”
Whether you are the premature-er or the premature-ee there are actually a lot of things that can be done about shooting your spitball earlier than desired. I’ve had a few e-mails regarding the issue of Premature Ejaculation over these last few months but have taken my sweet ass time actually addressing it here. Sorry, I’m a lazy daisy.
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Congratulations! You’ve made it through Bondage Week! But before we wrap it up, we’ve got one more little chit chat to have about dressing up and acting the part.
You are almost there, my little BDSM monkey in training! You have the equipment you need to keep someone in their place, now how do you pleasure them in an equally kinky fashion?
