I first learned of Beautiful Agony when I took a trip to the Museum of Sex here in New York.  It was featured as a part of their porn exhibit and I was instantly turned on!

Not everyone has the desire to be a full-blown porn star, but that doesn’t mean that we don’t all like to show off and get attention.  Beautiful Agony is basically a collection of very personal and intimate moments of people wanking, moaning, shooting their load, and showing off their o-faces.  It only displays them from the shoulders up, and if you browse through the gallery of men you’ll see that there are some hot pieces of ass on the site!

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It has been as cold as a witches tit lately here in New York lately and it has cooled down my crush-drive.  When the weather is more agreeable I find myself falling in love left and right, but when it feels like air-ice outside I go into slut-hibernation and try to stay indoors as much as possible.  It’s been a while since someone has made my panties go ping, but lately they have been a pingin’ hard for porn star Bryan Slater!  This chunk of arm candy has an insane body and the looks to match.  And a personality or something.

Being the full-blown creep that I am, I asked him if he wouldn’t mind me sexually harassing interviewing him here, and he was very sweet and totally agreed.  He even sent me some never before published pics from a photo shoot he did on Fire Island this year!  How awesome is that!  After browsing these photos, I am 100% convinced that my crush is a most delicious subject.  Too delicious to be true?  We’ll see.  Keep reading to find out what this babe is all about!

If you are in New York this coming August 31st I recommend checking out this Gay Porn Cinema Event being conducted by the Museum of Sex.  It sounds interesting!  I am definitely going to stop by.

Pornography has emerged from seclusion, under the counter sales, and mail order inserts to becoming a multibillion dollar industry, reaching into and overlapping with mainstream media. Until the early 1970s, the presence of homosexuality in film was a rarity, but after the riots of Stonewall and the rise of gay liberation, their presence in film truly began to take root. On Monday August 31 at 7:30pm, come to the Museum of Sex and explore the evolution of gay porn cinema. Through film clips, dialogues, and question and answer interviews, scholar Jeffrey Escoffier brings to life the essence of this field. Focusing on New York centric directors, Jerry Douglas and Joe Gage, this presentation allows patrons to experience both a film montage of pivotal scenes as well as question the creators themselves.

Only a handful of porn directors are auteurs — cinematic masters– but Jerry Douglas and Joe Gage are among the select few. Both men were among the pioneers of the 1970s and both have continued to work into the twenty-first century. Douglas’ The Back Row was a highly commercial gay porn film. His award-winning films, More of a Man, Flesh and Blood and Buckleroos are recognized classics. Joe Gage’s trilogy, his first three movies — Kansas City Trucking Co., El Paso Wrecking Corp, and LA Tool and Die — are cult classics that helped capture a unique vision of masculine sexuality. After a 17 year hiatus, Gage returned to gay porn in 2001 and continued to produce unique visions of men having sex with men.

BIO: Jeffrey Escoffier writes on sexuality and gay history. He is the author of Bigger Than Life: The History of Gay Porn Cinema from Beefcake to Hardcore (Running Press/Perseus Book Group, 2009) and American Homo: Community and Perversity (University of California Press, 1998) and edited Sexual Revolution (Thunder’s Mouth, 2003), a compilation of the most important writing on sex published in the 1960s and 70s.. He has written for The New York Times Book Review, The Nation, The Utne Reader, The San Francisco Chronicle Book Review, the Journal of Homosexuality, and Qualitative Sociology. He taught at San Francisco State University, the University of California in Berkeley and at Davis, at Rutgers University, and at the New School University. He was a Visiting Scholar at NYU’s Center for the Study of Gender and Sexuality for the last two years. For the last decade, he has worked in health media, communications and marketing in New York City.

Tickets for this event are $10.00 for students/members and $12.00 for adults.

The Museum of Sex is located at 233 Fifth Avenue @ 27th Street. For more information you can call them at 212-689-6337.

The tough guys of Hot House are back, and this time they have all types of tools besides their god given ones! This feature was directed by Robert Drake and features Hot House exclusives Kyle King, Ty LeBeouf, Tony Mecelli, Ross Hurston, and one of my favorites Francesco D’Macho. It also features Tim Fruger, Tyler Johnson, and Eddie Diaz.

It opens up with Tyler Johnson and Francesco D’Macho. Tyler uses what turns out to be the only power tool in the entire porn by sawing a board in half. The surroundings make it clear that the men of WOODWORK are building, what appears to be, a giant empty room that serves no purpose except for having sex with each other.

Here we have a conundrum: Francesco has the most adorable blue eyes and smile of all the Hot House men, in my opinion. Tyler on the other hand is possibly the hottest piece of ass I’ve ever seen. He clearly knows that I am in love with him too, because the entire time he has this smug look on his face as though he knows he’s a babe. He offers Francesco “something to eat” and Francesco grins and laughs, and accepts!

Francesco starts by sucking off Tyler. Something Tyler is really good at besides making my mouth hang open is “pillow talk”. He is very aggressive in his speech. He forces Francesco to deep throat his thick dick and says to him with a steady gaze “All the way in. All the way.”

I’m rarely a fan of spit but sometimes it can be hot. Tyler spits on his own dick as Francesco is sucking it and keeps forcing Francesco’s head to deep throat him. Francesco struggles with it a bit — and rightfully so!

Tyler announces “Now I’m hungry” and they swap. Tyler has some serious bedroom eyes going on here as he deep throats Francesco with little problem. One of the best scenes is here, as Francesco aggressively face-fucks Tyler and Tyler, without flinching, not only deep throats Francesco but also stares up at him with an expression that can only be interpreted as a challenge.

After a bit of that Tyler says “I’m still hungry” and flips Francesco around to eat his ass. One of the things that is specific to Hot House porns is that the boys are dirty-birds. Tyler is rubbing Francesco’s hole and then puts the finger in his mouth. “Tastes good” he tells Francesco. Francesco insists on finding out for himself as he takes Tyler’s finger and samples his own hole. Love it or leave it, if you wash your asses guys then you would know that it actually is pretty hot to do.

Tyler enters him and uses Francesco’s jock strap as leverage. Some more dirty talk that deserves an award: “Take that fucking dick. Get down. Stay the fuck down!” If you ever want to have sex with me, memorize that phrase please..

Francesco is a champ throughout the scene, and even asks for it harder. He gets tired of Tyler teasing him with his cock and lays on his back so Tyler can finish the job. Tyler finishes all over Francesco’s face.

If anything I’d say that Tyler’s only downside is that he isn’t a very creative top. He makes up for this in every other way though, and you can tell the Francesco was more than happy with what he got out of him.

This is when Ross Hurston comes in. I usually like Ross a lot, but in this he plays the boss, and when he walks in on his two employees doing it he does something that makes me very sad — he fires Tyler! NOOO!

He makes Francesco make up for this incident, of course. “If I’m paying for blowjobs, then suck this.” He does for a little bit, but Ross quickly instructs Francesco to flip over so he can finish the job that Tyler left undone.

The doggie style here seems to last a while and doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. Just when you are sick of it and getting a little bored, Francesco decides to take charge and he shoves Ross off of him, demanding now that Ross turn around and get fucked. That’s why I love Francesco — he can be a passive bottom but also an aggressive top!

After getting fucked by his employee from behind for a while, Ross then sits on Francesco’s dick and bounces. Something I want to note here; when you watch this scene, please make note of Ross’s perineum and pubes. This is what I prefer all my guys to look like.

He climbs off of Francesco when he is close and he finishes his typically massive load all over himself. Francesco gets the stamina award from me — grats! He finishes himself off and the boss seems to have forgiven the infraction.

Scene three feature Ty LeBeouf and Eddie Diaz. I love Ty, mostly because he just has an adorable face, but also because he has the whitest ass in America. It’s fun to look at and from the looks of Eddie’s expression in this scene, it’s fun to fuck too.

Eddie has a gun tattoo coming out of his pants that I have mixed feelings about. I want to say it’s hot, but I don’t know. Anyway, he sucks off Ty and gives him what I refer to as a “Drool Tool.” This is where there is so much spit on the guy’s dick that when you take your mouth away from it it starts to drip everywhere.

This scene is kinda slow, especially after watching the first two. The whole time I am sitting here waiting for Ross to come in, fire someone, and then fuck the other guy.

Ty bounces Eddie’s dick a bit and laughs. Cute to see someone having fun with it, but it seems a little forced. Eddie flips Ty around and eats his ass good, and then follows up with “You want me to fuck that ass now that it’s nice and wet?” Of course Ty does as he bends over to brace himself against a poll coming out of the floor.

He takes it for only a short period of time which is typical Ty. He flips Eddie around and starts fucking him. I really don’t like watching Ty top usually because it’s usually kinda boring. He’s such a cutie pie, you just want to see him get slammed. Apparently Eddie agrees because that doesn’t last for long either.

Eddie has Ty sit on him and let’s Ty bounce til he’s close. Ty finishes in what appears to be the best orgasm of his life — body shaking, muscles tensing, and all without being 100% firm! The typical result of an extreme, heavy prostate orgasm. Eddie finishes himself off and we are thankfully moving on.

Scene four is a three way, and as I’ve mentioned before they are always hit or miss. Getting the chemistry right isn’t always easy for one on one’s, so imagine having to get it right for three people. But Francesco is back for this one so I am already excited.

Tim Kruger and Francesco scold Kyle King for being late, and after watching what they do to him I made a mental note to be late more often. They start by making Kyle suck them both off, which he seems more than happy to do. That is until they start forcing him to deep throat. He chokes non stop which just makes Francesco happy.

At one point, Kyle is sucking off Tim delicately and Francesco — not having that — shoves Kyle’s head several times deep into Tim’s crotch! No half assing it around Mr. D’Macho!

I sympathize with Kyle though because Tim has one of those dicks that are strictly banned from my bedroom. It’s really long, and really thick, and I frankly have nothing to prove by dealing with beasts like that. Sorry if this disqualifies you, we can still go shopping together or something.

Francesco starts to fuck Kyle from behind while Kyle sucks off Tim. Kyle is a lot of men’s dream bottom because he has that “I need to pay some bills” quality about him. He complains a lot, and he whines, and he seems to not really be into it, but he will do everything you tell him to do.

Francesco absolutely obliterates Kyle and Kyle’s whimpering is really hot, but then Tim decides it’s his turn. I think this is where Kyle started reevaluating his decision to enter the porn industry. The sounds that Kyle makes while Tim is nailing him from behind are borderline unholy. Tim doesn’t care though and goes hard and deep into his ass, the whole time Francesco grins with his dick basically just laying in Kyle’s screaming mouth.

They get Kyle on his back and then go back and forth fucking him. Kyle always seems really happy when Francesco is fucking him and then immediately starts to bug when Tim steps up to bat. This goes back and forth several times till they both finish on Kyle’s face. Hmmm on second thought, maybe I wont be late from now on…

My only real gripe about this scene is Tim. He’s one of those guys that I think they just hired because he has a big dick. He isn’t creative, he had no personality, and one step further he was so white he was semi-transparent. I’d give him another shot but if this is an example of how he is, there are better models to put into scenes.

Ross is back now for the final scene. He approaches Tony Mecelli with his paycheck and offers him a bonus. Tony reluctantly accepts, which makes me assume that his character is supposed to be both straight and poor, because if Ross Hurston offered me money to have sex with him, I’d probably start crying out of joy.

Sadly the scene was another stinker. It was really only 4 parts:
Tony sucks Ross.
Ross sits on Tony’s dick, which goes on forever.
Ross gets fucked from behind, which also lasts forever.
Tony finishes on Ross’s face.

When I say that there really wasn’t much else to it, I’m not even lying. If Ross wasn’t being fucked the whole time I’m pretty sure he would have been bored. Tony is cute and has arms as big as my entire body, but this scene was kinda dull and was a sad way to end the porn. Oh well, at least someone besides AIG got a bonus (topical humor!!).

Pros:
Tattoos
Tyler Johnson, my future husband
Great deep throat scenes
Great rape-esque three way
Condoms in every scene

Cons:
Several slow scenes
A couple models that weren’t interesting to watch

Wrap up:
I really do like Hot House, but this porn seems to lack something that they usually have in their flicks. I like that they used some models that weren’t exclusive to them, but they were hit or miss and mostly missed. Tyler Johnson was a great addition to the flick and the usual exclusives did a great job, but the outside models took away from their otherwise great scenes. All in all I’d say that this porn is only worth buying for two, maybe three scenes, which in this economy basically means; pass.

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Naked Kombat is a fight between two men who are battling for dominance. Each Naked Kombat match consists of four rounds: three eight-minute fighting rounds followed by a sex round. The contestants earn points for cock groping, balls fondling, ass fingering, and face sitting. The winner of the matches gets to use the loser as a sex slave, and basically do whatever he wants to him.

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For starters, I appreciate Hot House for using rougher guys. So many porn resembles an Abercrombie catalog these days and it gets on my nerves. Sure those guys are cute, but that doesn’t mean that they are the standard for sexy. Hot House proves that point, and Masterpiece is a good example of how.

Directed by Steven Scarborough, Masterpiece is broken down into four different back-to-back sex scenes.

Scene One involves Johnny Gunn and Alex Collack. For starters, both of these guys have tats, and everyone knows how I feel about those. Instant bone! Secondly, both of these guys have perfect gym-toned bodies. The abs on Alex were 100% solid.

Johnny Gunn knows how to eat an ass. Watching him go to work on Alex justified the title of the DVD itself. He didn’t have to spend a lot of time back there though because, from the looks of it, Alex was more than ready to get it on. Alex turns around and goes to town on Johnny’s Gunn and man…if everyone could deep throat like that, the world would be a better place. Like a pro, Alex takes in all of Johnny’s thick tool without any trouble, and Johnny responds with some very satisfied groans. After Johnny gets a taste of Alex’s warm, deep throat he can’t resist any longer and flips him on his back.

Alex’s hole is more than ready to receive Johnny. He spreads his ass open wide for Johnny to enter him. I’m not really one for anal stretching, but it was very brief and not as bad as I’ve seen. Johnny quickly deeply penetrates Alex and sends the ever-eager bottom into a series of moaning and growling that makes it more than clear that he is having a wonderful time. Johnny fucks Alex with the precision of a seasoned professional and finishes by spraying the biggest load on earth.

The Second Scene was my favorite from the DVD. Maybe it was the fact that both the models were young. Maybe it was the fact that both the models were hairless. I’m pretty sure it’s actually because Slade fucks an ass like he wants to destroy it.

Slade’s play toy is tattooed pretty boy Kai Ford. The scene starts out with them laying on their sides and making out. That doesn’t last long as Slade tackles Kai’s ass with intense eagerness. I did make a note; Kai is one creative bottom. As Slade ate him out, Kai had his legs cleverly flayed over Slade’s head in a pose that I can only be describe as yoga-esque. Combined with his tribal leg tattoos, it managed to be both cool and sexy. Snaps for creativity, Kai!

On the other hand, Slade has what must be the most perfect cock in the country for a porn star. Thick all around including a round, stiff head. I’m not typically a size queen, but his dick needs to be bronzed STAT.

He wastes absolutely no time getting inside Kai’s tight hole. Kai spends a majority of the rest of the scene with a look of surprised euphoria on his face as Slade goes to work on him. At one point, Slade decides to lay on his back and let Kai sit on his dick with ease. That doesn’t last long though, as Slade begins to pound Kai’s ass with a quickness that I have only seen before in The Matrix. I am typically not one for jack-rabbiting, but Slade did a good job of spacing it out in between poundings. It was all I could do to not just watch that scene all over again once it ended. Slade, if you’re ever in New York and want to get, uh, pizza…let me know!

I had some seriously mixed feelings about the Third Scene. Three-ways can either be really good or really awkward in porn, and this teetered on the line of both. It starred one of my favorite Hot House models, tattooed Brit Ross Hurston, along with Nick Moretti and Ethan Grant.

All these men are attractive in their own unique ways, but despite that the chemistry seemed a bit off until they started hitting Ethan from both ends. Even then, it was hard for Ross and Nick to play together. Ethan blows his wad early on, and in an odd, hands-free, slow dribble fashion that really wasn’t as exciting for the viewer as I think it was for him.

Things pick up then when Ross declares that it’s now his turn and he starts fucking Ethan. He does my favorite top trick: go in deep, pull out all the way fast, hold a beat, repeat. Seriously, if you want a bottom to lose their mind, do this a few times.

Nick gets bored and starts to fuck Ross at one point while Ross sucks off an already hard again (wow, way to go!) Ethan. As Nick is fucking Ross, I think it’s apparent that the scene should have just been the two of them. Their chemistry is a lot more noticeable together. Everyone finishes (including the comeback kid again) and the scene is over.

It is assumed that the DVD is named after the actor in the Fourth Scene, Hot House exclusive Ethan Wolfe. His pecker is scary. As soon as it appeared on my computer screen I could hear my computer desk begin to creek. No joke.

I felt so bad for Ty LeBeouf. He is so adorable, I just want to take him out for coffee and talk to him about…whatever the hell it is that he likes. The thought of him being penetrated by that beast was a scary thought, but alas the scene begins with him standing atop a box in the film’s themed garb — jock strap and boots — slowly rubbing his body in a slow dance to entice an on-looking Ethan Wolfe.

Most of this scene was so steamy and had a very thick layer of anticipation to it. The music at this point is hot. Ethan’s eyes add about 2″ to his dick. The way he looks at Ty would have melted a weaker man. Ethan ends up on the box with Ty and goes down on him. Ethan makes absolute love to Ty’s crotch, glancing up every once in a while. He does the same when he flips Ty over and begins to eat his ass. I can’t explain enough how awesome Ethan’s gaze is!

Ethan eventually begins to fuck Ty, and for that Ty deserves a god damn trophy. Ethan’s massive cock disappears inside of Ty and he is clearly digging it. You’re a braver man than me, Ty!

Ty decides to fuck Ethan after several minutes of getting slammed. I don’t blame him, but this is sadly when the scene loses a little bit of steam. Ethan clumsily sits on Ty’s dick and rides it gently for a little while. This doesn’t seem to really go anywhere, and is surprisingly the end of the scene. Ethan’s finish is a little disappointing. I was expecting the DVD’s namesake to spray all over the place, but no…he finishes mostly into his palm with some quiet moans and then it’s all over.

Pros:
Tattoos
Leather boots + jock strap combo in every scene was hot!
Gorge men with massive peckers and professional moves
Condoms in every scene

Cons:
Some chemistry issues here and there
A handful of unimpressive money shots. But they can’t all be gold, right?

Wrap up:
If you’re looking to escape the stereotypical pretty white boy porno and want some rough, intense, lust-filled sex scenes, Masterpiece is just want you need! Despite a couple small frustrations, all in all this DVD is worth the money you’d pay for it and is worth owning for the long run.