Tomorrow at 8PM I will be facilitating the infamous Blow-jobs and Beyond workshop here in New York at The Pleasure Chest. It’s free and lots of fun if you find yourself with nothing better to do than wish a snowman really would give you head in a heat wave like this. RSVP on the Facebook page and share with your friends and lovers. Come early as this workshop tends to fill up fast. See you there!
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Time is running out to buy calendar days for the 2011 Sex Blogger calendar featuring me, and now I have a little extra something to help entice you to support it.
For each calendar day you buy, you are entered in for a chance to win one of my very favorite jock straps signed by me. I have had this old boy for a good number of years and I’ll be sad to see it go, so whoever wins has to promise to send me periodic photos of you wearing it.
I can’t promise that it will be very clean as I don’t intend to wash it and the stitching is coming out at a few places, BUT it is in excellent condition considering what many men have put it through!
To enter go to the Sex Blogger Calendar website and buy either one or several calendar days. With your day you get an 80 character message which will appear in the calendar. I encourage you to use those 80 characters to tell me what you want to do with me.
One day is only $25 and supports the Woodhull Freedom Foundation. They have some special bundle offers if you’d like to enter more than once. When purchasing type in UNDERWEAR BRANDON B in the comments field and you’re all set! One lucky winner will receive this signed jock in the mail in a package hot off my package. Sniff, I will miss you. So many memories in this thing…
If you win, send me pics of you and I’ll jack off into the jock looking at pictures of you. :)
For more pictures of me in my jock keep reading. Good luck!
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The time has come!
Earlier this month I had announced that I was selected as a model for the 2011 Sex Blogger calendar. Well now you are able to pre-order your copy for a discounted price!
On top of that, you are able to help support the Woodhull Freedom Foundation by purchasing a day in the calendar. By purchasing days, you are able to include an 80 character message of your choosing. I encourage you to buy a day and use it to flirt with me. I really am as easy as I look, it would totally work.
They have some special package combos so check them out. Also, please mark October 1st on your current boring calendar, as it is the official launch party where you can come and mingle with myself and the other sexy models!
For details on how to purchase your calendar and/or days, please visit the Sex Blogger Calendar website.
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I have never been able to attend a New York Pride because my boss always made me work in the store, which is ironic because I was always the one who actively fought for equal rights between the two of us. Last year was even worse because we actually had a float for the first time in the parade which I specifically said I wanted to be on and I still had to work. This was the middle-finger equivalent of sticking a thousand dicks in my eye. Well this year was different because I was in charge, so I finally got to celebrate Pride, which is an annual event that is very important to me. Leading up to the march I found myself hearing people saying things that really surprised me when asked what they were doing for Pride. Stop the turnip truck, because when someone says “I don’t think Pride is necessary anymore,” I take issue!
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Jokes on them!
I was interviewed for a very cool website called The Beautiful Kind — a site full of kinky stories and sex advice. Check out the interview here and leave comments about how you’ve all slept with me and how good my butt tastes.
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Hey folks!
The Pleasure Chest here in New York is going to reward some lucky people with some Pleasure Chest cash!
I am looking for 10 sexy people to help me and my beautiful employees hand out spanking paddles at the 2010 New York Pride march on June 27th. If you’re interested, please keep reading!
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Recently people have decided that I am photogenic and have been coming out of the woodwork pointing their cameras at me. If these people could see how I look first thing in the morning they might be singing a different tune. Lately I have been so busy that my body is afraid to sleep, so every morning is a comical series of me violently jolting up in bed and scrambling to check the time, convinced that I have overslept for something. This on top of what has become a concerning habit of drooling on my pillow leaves something to be desired in a photograph (although…)
Despite that, people are falling for the illusion that I am a somewhat put together sex symbol. One such person who has fallen for this lie is Justin Violini of The Fearless Project.
“The Fearless Project is an art and cultural initiative bringing together artists, outsiders, thinkers, musicians, designers, writers, creatives: anyone who has ever had the urge to do something outside of their comfort zone. The project encourages and celebrates the bold, the creative, the daring – the fearless in every one of us.“
Blah blah blah. The good stuff:
“The installation features a film component and a Polaroid display: both featuring male faces as the body is receiving various stimuli (self pleasure, oral sex, anal sex) capturing individual facial expressions at orgasm. “
Fuck yeah! Everyone knows I love a good romp in voyeur land, and this time I get to participate!
Come see my o-face (hint) Thursday, June 17th from 6:30PM – 9:00PM at the Robert Goff Gallery (www.robertgoffgallery.com). This includes viewing of the installation and a variety of programming curated exclusively for the evening, including a performance by the flashy Gio Black Peter at 8:00PM.
After-party: Main Man at B.East, 171 East Broadway. You can RSVP via Facebook or follow Justin on Twitter @thefearlessproj.
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Last night I stayed up late chatting online with boner-fuel Good Goose about various things including how Busta Rhymes is obviously gay and how the song Break Ya Neck is clearly about giving a blazing blow-job (at the 2:30 mark tell me that isn’t a metaphor for “I give amazing heart-stopping head!”, and by metaphor I mean I’m pretty sure he’s on Team Taylor). While we were winding down this conversation road questioning our life decisions, I got an exciting e-mail.
Yours truly has been selected as one of the sexy models for the 2011 New York Sex Bloggers Calendar. If you saw what I was wearing when I read the e-mail you’d wonder why (see: black CK briefs with a hole in the back, a sock in my lap, hair up in wraps), but luckily the people who do the Sex Blogger calendar only ever see my botox-filled surrogate.
I’m super excited, for a number of reasons. For starters, I have been dying to see some man-flesh in the calendar since it started and I am one of several bi-o-log-i-cal studly dudes posing this year! Secondly, I admire all of the other models selected, especially Nina Hartley who I have always had a wide-on for. Check us out below:
And last but not least, I am happy that I will finally get to put those clear heels I’ve been paying off since high school to use. You know, they really should teach kids about credit as they grow up.
Click here to see a list of the models selected, and stay tuned for information on the official calender launch party!
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Hey all!
I have taken another feeble step towards being modern and have started a Tumblr. You can expect 0.00% substance on my Tumblr as I will merely be celebrating my obviously poorly-managed free time and vanity by posting pictures of myself in various states of undress and emo. If you wanna take a peep, follow me at BARTLING.
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Hey everyone!
My next workshop in NYC is Blowjobs and Beyond! I suck a mean cack and am happy to share the tips and tricks that this old hooker has learned along the mean path of the ho-stroll. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something new! Click through for workshop details, or click here to RSVP on Facebook for a nifty reminder!
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