the INQUEERY

Incorrect, though comical, use of condoms

I have been meaning to check out the Museum of Sex’s new Rubbers exhibit ever since it opened February 4th, but I’ve been so busy.  Today however my life has as much purpose as an asshole in a nostril, so I decided to finally take the trip.  I brought my camera along to show you some of my favorite parts!

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Wow.  Time flies.

One year ago, I set out to create a website to promote sex positivity and education for the gay community.  Frustrated with the fact that there were so many resources for women but none for men, I started TheINQUEERY.com.

In just one short year, The INQUEERY has come so far.

The INQUEERY saw it’s first ever mini erotic art zine published — Thrashing the Chafe.  Issue two is under works and promises to be bigger and better than the last.

I have been featured on MANHUNT Daily several times, twice as an educator and once as their @FollowFriday pick.

I’ve done various workshops around the city for The Pleasure Chest, Gay Men’s Health Crisis, and NYU.

And this coming year is going to be even bigger!

Thank you all for your support.  Your e-mails and comments mean so much to me.  I always wanted to help people improve their lives, and I never could have dreamed that it would take this form.

In the spirit of The INQUEERY, I will be giving away all sorts of shit this month for you lucky bastards.  Stay tuned!

Now go play.

xxx

-Brandon B.

P.s. my cat is homosexual too obvs

Everyone knows I enjoy a good LOL or even LMAO at someone elses expense.  Well now that someone can be YOU!

If you were one of the sorry saps who had a shitty Valentine’s Day, The Pleasure Chest is offering you the chance to win a $100 gift card for your pathetic story.  Check out their blog for information on how to enter and share your shame with the world.  I am refreshing their fan page feverishly, stroking my cat, laughing like the villain I am, waiting for your juicy tales to fuel my sadism.  Which each tale of sorrow and failure I grow stronger.  STRONGER.

DO IT DO IT!!

Every year around this time I have to listen to people whine about Valentine’s Day for one reason or another. People bitch about being single or rant about how it’s just another holiday created by the greeting card company and blah blah blah poop.  People need to chill with all that.  Holidays are our way of breaking up the monotony of the year so as not to go ape shit and beat the crap out of each other with claw hammers.  The only holiday that should ever ACTUALLY matter to you is your birthday, all the other stuff is just fluff to enjoy, so stop over thinking it and buy me some fuckin’ flowers already.

I for one love Valentine’s Day.  It’s a holiday that celebrates that there is someone in your life who’s face is foine enough to sit on from time to time.  It’s totally celebrating sex, in it’s own pretending-you-really-like-him-for-his-personality kinda way.

I’ve made a short list of some sexy stuff to get your special someone this year.  If you don’t have a special someone, well you always have me, and I will accept any and all of the following!

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My imaginary husband Geronimo stopped by the toy store today to drop off my new Geronimo action figure in person!  He autographed it for me and everything and then posed for a few photos with me.  The conversation went like this:

Me: “I know this is cheesey but can I get my picture taken with you?”

Geronimo: “Of course! Should I take my shirt off?”

Me: “…”

As you might guess, I was as cool as a cucumber the entire time…

While he was there a customer asked him where she could get an action figure too and he sold her one on the spot!  He then posed for a picture with her too before she left.

I sent my mom the pictures and she spent 20 minutes implying that she was going to masturbate to it.  She got a kick out of the fact that I was in the picture too and yet she was still saying that she was going to “smudge” it, though I was less entertained by this information…

Get your Geronimo go-go dancer bobble head at JustGStyle.com.  Thanks Geronimo!

Inqueery crush and boner-fuel Bryan Slater is taking it off this Thursday the 28th at an event called QUEER ART NOW. I take it (in bed) this event is for artists who want to draw male form, though I have already threatened to show up with finger paints.  If you’re artistically inclined or just want to pretend so you can see Bryan nudie check it out.

p.s. Check out my interview with Bryan Slater and some sexy pics in Crushin’ On!

My friend Ignacio from Poly Patao Productions is hosting an event here in New York and I promised I’d pass the world along to you all.  It sounds like it will be a lot of fun!  If you haven’t been tested recently mark your calendars.  I’ve attended a few of Ignacio’s workshops in the past and they are always very informative and interesting.  Check it out!

One of the Most Important Tests You’ll Ever Take

Free HIV testing, Free workshops and Free Goodie Bags

Monday, February 1, 2010

3-9pm

A Collaboration of GMHC, Poly Patao Productions (P3) and The Pleasure Chest NYC

Get tested, get a goodie bag, free safer sex materials and attend a workshop

All FREE! All Welcomed!

Get your results in 20 minutes!

(Please RSVP at PolyPatao@gmail.com for workshop. Space is limited)

The Tisch Building

119 West 24 Street Between 6th and 7th

6th floor

Contact Ignacio at 917-554-5438 or Susana at 212-367-1108

3pm Sexual Empowerment

This workshop will discuss the ways in which we are taught about sex and how rigged it is. We will discuss the dominant-culture model of sex, love and relationships. We will discuss the path that begins within. Discussing our bodies and acceptance that must come in order to interact, communicate and be intentional with others. This workshop will also go into intentionality, negotiation and safety.

6pm Playing with Roles: How to Spice up your sex life

Join us in exploring fantasy and role-playing to enhance your sex life. Be anything or anyone you want. Let go of your inhibitions and imagine.

I’m sure you have all heard about what happened in Haiti.  I think being a caring person is sexy and that is my justification for posting this here.
If you would like to donate to help those in Haiti, I suggest Doctors Without Borders.  They aren’t politically driven, they are just there to help those in needs.

Click here or call 1-888-392-0392 to donate — skip a few cocktails this weekend.

Just a reminder!

This coming Tuesday on the 29th I will be helping with All About Anal — a free workshop at The Pleasure Chest.  We’ll be covering beginner tips as well as some advanced advice on anal sex and masturbation.  Come have some free drinks and ask questions!

I don’t know about you, but I am tired of rallies, I am tired of speeches, I am tired of making signs, and I am sure as hell tired of marching (although I must say my ass is looking bangin’ lately).

I am angry and annoyed!  I am beyond pissed! But above all things, I am disappointed in people.  Not just the asshats who voted no in the Senate the other day, resulting in a defeat to the marriage equality bill.  I am most disappointed in those who within our own community treat this issue with the amount of apathy and lethargy that I have witnessed in recent months.

The day you lay down your arms and allow things to unfold in a manner such as they have is the day you contribute to the problem.  There is a quote that I live by, more-so than any other:

“It’s better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees!“

I know this site is about sex and sexuality and you may be wondering why I am bringing politics such as marriage equality here, but believe me it is relevant.  This fight is against an air of discrimination that contributed to the 11% increase in violent hate crimes against GLBT people in 2008.  This fight is against people who, if they had it their way, would do what they could to ban homosexual sex altogether.  Everything about this fight is against you, whether you want to address it or not.

If you’ve read this far then thank you.  I know the last thing that people want on the internets is some stranger yelling at them and telling them how to act.

So for those of you who are ready to take action, I have compiled a list.  These are the names, parties, and e-mail addresses of the senators who voted NO for equality and YES for discrimination.  There is an election season coming up and I will admit I have never really paid attention to which senators to vote for, but this time around things are different.  These people have revealed their true colors, and they are a nasty poop-stain shade of ignorant, cowardly, and prejudice.  It’s time we took REAL action.

I encourage anyone reading this who believes in true equality for all to e-mail the people below and tell them that this is wrong and that we are not taking this sitting down.  Tell your friends to do the same, and if they brush you off tell them again!  There is no time to waste — we must stand up and fight for our rights, once and for all, to be treated 100% equal under the law.

Click here to see four of the YES Senator speeches.  They are all smart, moving and correct, and will hopefully motivate you to fight as hard as they are!

Click the link below for the list of Senators and phone numbers/e-mail addresses.  I have included the Dems first, because in my opinion they have stepped in the real shit here.

I encourage you to write your own messages in e-mails, thus I am not providing a script, though keep in mind you can use the same message to each Senator.  Just copy paste and send.  It’s so easy, and will only take 10 minutes out of your day!  If you feel like talking to these douchebags, phone calls work great!

Let them know that their time is coming, and do everything in your power to let them know that their No was heard around this state.

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