People ask me from time to time if I miss Los Angeles. I always want to say “Why yes I do” when asked, but then I think back to what LA was like; a nightmare MTA, pollution that was visible to a startling degree, Ed Hardy…It’s then that I have to resign and confess “Why no, not really.” That being said there are aspects of LA lifestyle that I enjoy, if for nothing other than the sheer parody value of the stereotypes. One such stereotype is that LA is full of designer drug pill-poppers. I would always tell people that I totally used Vico recreationally, when in fact I am not a fan of any pills, recreational or otherwise. Flash forward to this week when I received this new Doc Johnson Prescription Natural Lube in the mail. Fun, it looks like pills! I decided to take the BB dick wagon down memory lane and give it a go.
I’ve said it many times before, I love when sex products are playful. They are sex toys, after all. A bottle of lube that comes in a prescription bottle? I’m on board. I am also a fan of the potentially cheesey jokes that can be made about it (“Have a headache? Well I have just the thing to soothe your throbbing head… *wink wink*”)
Get it? “Head” “ache”? Ok whatever, you’ll get it later.
DJ Prescription lube is Hypoallergenic for those with sensitive skin. It’s also glycerin and paraben free, which is also good. The list of benefits that it beats its chest about go on and on, though one of them stands out as kinda disgusting to me. See if you can guess which one curdled my man-milk:
- Preservative free!
- Contains Vitamin E and Andiroba Oil, know for its anti-inflammatory and anti-allergic properties!
- Strong moisturization and hydration!
- No need to wash after use!
- Non staining!
If you guessed “No need to wash after use” you are most correct. What the hell!? What kind of nasty bastard wouldn’t wash his hand after jacking off with lube? I am never touching another pole on the subway ever again.
Ignore my germaphobe reaction to the post self-coitus hand staining and let’s focus on the motion of the lotion.
This lube is really drippy and has the consistency of semen, basically. It’s milky and thin and slick. I was concerned about how thin it felt, despite feeling slick, because this usually means that it’s going to dry up fast.
But I was wrong! I was jacking off to some video that a stranger online sent me of him jacking off and found that Doc Johnson’s Prescription lube was slick and felt great and required little to no reapplication. Just what the doctor ordered! *wink wink* Ok no more cheesey jokes, sorry.
So alright, nice going Doc Johnson! For only $7 this makes a really great inexpensive lube to jack off with. I wouldn’t use this for anal anything, but it lasts long on the dick and feels great, and it’s safe to say that it would be safe to overdose!
Doc Johnson Prescription Natural Lube provided by SexToy.com. You can buy it and other fun Lubricants from their online shop!
