As some of you may already know I was recently hired as the Manager for The Pleasure Chest in New York. It’s ironic that the higher up I go in the totem pole within the sex industry, the less time I have for sex. This is mostly my fault because I am both OCD about working non-stop and get lazy as a legless dog when it gets humid and hot. These two traits have led to a lot of lonely nights recently (well not a lot, but a lot compared to what I’m used to). It’s times like these that I turn to a new toy to make jacking off fresh, which is why I was very excited to receive this nice little gift from Je Joue. They expressed to me that their latest creation, the G-Ki, isn’t being celebrated as it should be in the gay world here in the US, and so I promised to give it a go and see if it deserves the INQUEERY’s Two-Dicks-Up seal of approval!
Well one of the reasons why men don’t grab this is because everywhere you look in Je Joue’s advertising they are very clearly marketing this toy specifically to women for unlocking the g-spot, but as any of my more seasoned readers (see: sex toy sluts) most g-spot toys are actually GREAT for p-spot play (prostate stimulation). The g-spot and p-spot are pretty much the same in regards to how to reach and stimulate it, so ignore the marketing and use your imagination when looking at most toys. Plus it comes in manly chest-beating black, for those of you that care about the color of your toys.
One of the most interesting features of the G-Ki is its ability to change shape via two buttons on its side. You can turn it from the long slightly curved toy pictured above into the ass-pleasing beast curve pictured below:
This extreme curve usually makes for one happy prostate! Just ask my favorite p-spot toy the Njoy Pure Wand!
(the last sentence was written an hour ago, then someone I used to sleep with IMed me and cybered. #behindthescenes)
So what other benefits does the G-Ki possess? It’s made of medical-grade silicone, which means it’s non-porous and doesn’t contain any harmful chemicals, perfect for anal toys. This also means you can’t use silicone lubes with it, but luckily there is Maximus. It also has five vibration levels and five pulsation patterns, which usually lead to some mind-blowing orgasms. As the prostate receives pressure and vibration, it becomes more and more sensitive and usually leads to a much thicker, massive load once you cum. On top of all that it’s 100% waterproof, so all you bougey bitches with bathtubs can soak in some nice warm water and get yourself off in the tub.
So how is it? Let’s find out!
I started off with my usual — 2 buck Chuck and candles (cuz I’m a god damn LADY). I laid on my back and lubed up two fingers nice and good with lots of Maximus and gently worked one and then both into my tight hole (and it is still tight, contrary to popular belief!). Fingering yourself is a great way to work up to a prostate toy. If you just go right for the toy penetration, sometimes it can be really uncomfortable and painful (ouch!). I fingered myself nice and good, and it actually reminded me of said-ex from earlier!
Once I felt I was loose enough to insert the G-Ki I lubed it up along its shaft and gently let it into my body. I had it bent at the full angle, and found that my ass was able to take it in no problem, but it was still tight enough to pop the first button loose and re-extend the tip of the toy. Boo!
But the second button stayed in place, which is plenty fine. I liked that it actually stayed in hands free, and made for some really nice rubbing sensation inside of me.
Once I got comfortable with that I started the vibrations. Something I have come to learn about vibrations internally is that you don’t really feel like it is doing anything sometimes at first. It really shows its true power once you cum.
I started jacking off while playing with the toy in my ass and went up to the pulsations. The pulses teased and pleased internally and felt really good, especially the very last one which is a series of quick, intense pulses!
When I finally came I was in heaven! My legs shook and I shot a rope clear up to my chin. The orgasm from this toy was really intense. I wish I could have watched someone cumming that hard, it would have been hot!
Overall the G-Ki is a great luxury anal vibe for anyone looking to intensify their solo butt-play. If you’re a dude and want to experience a prostate orgasm and have $99 to spend on quality, definitely look into this little monster! It may look scary but it feels great. That’s what she said.
G-Ki courtesy of Je Joue. You can purchase the G-Ki from any Pleasure Chest store!
