Last night I stayed up late chatting online with boner-fuel Good Goose about various things including how Busta Rhymes is obviously gay and how the song Break Ya Neck is clearly about giving a blazing blow-job (at the 2:30 mark tell me that isn’t a metaphor for “I give amazing heart-stopping head!”, and by metaphor I mean I’m pretty sure he’s on Team Taylor). While we were winding down this conversation road questioning our life decisions, I got an exciting e-mail.
Yours truly has been selected as one of the sexy models for the 2011 New York Sex Bloggers Calendar. If you saw what I was wearing when I read the e-mail you’d wonder why (see: black CK briefs with a hole in the back, a sock in my lap, hair up in wraps), but luckily the people who do the Sex Blogger calendar only ever see my botox-filled surrogate.
I’m super excited, for a number of reasons. For starters, I have been dying to see some man-flesh in the calendar since it started and I am one of several bi-o-log-i-cal studly dudes posing this year! Secondly, I admire all of the other models selected, especially Nina Hartley who I have always had a wide-on for. Check us out below:
And last but not least, I am happy that I will finally get to put those clear heels I’ve been paying off since high school to use. You know, they really should teach kids about credit as they grow up.
Click here to see a list of the models selected, and stay tuned for information on the official calender launch party!
Congrats B!
you’re such a hottie… when i get my calendar ill just keep it on your month!
lol Sara, make sure to wipe the page off so it doesn’t get sticky.
Congrats! Last year I featured the calendar models on my site as YATBKs. Let me know if you’d like to be featured in kind:
http://thebeautifulkind.com/columns/yatbk
Tomorrow I’ll showcase one of your fellow models Essin’ Em!
Thanks! E-mail sent. :)
Congrats! I look forward to meeting you at the party in October! xo Lillith
Thank you! I can’t wait, should be even more fun this year.
a) Congrats!
b) I look forward to meeting you at the party
c) Shouldn’t it not matter whether they are cis guys or trans guys, as long as the masculine population is represented? :)
Not all of us guys identify as masculine primarily. ;) Of course I love trans men, but I am happy to be representing for the skinny gay queer lady boys.
Good call. I was trying to find a word for men other than men or male. Boys works.
I just got a little defensive at the emphasis on biological, as I’m just excited there are guys in the calendar period, regardless of cis or trans status, since this is the first year for it! Thanks for humoring my gender hackles.
haha No worries, the “bi-o-log-i-cal” is actually a RuPaul reference, she always over-annunciates it because us queens don’t know big words.