Gosh it has been a while since I’ve shared a review with y’all! Sorry about that, life has been screwing me left and right, and not in the good way! But I am a hard as nails hooker and have been dealing with it like the hustler I am. Sadly, I made the mistake that a lot of people do when they get busy and stressed — I stopped fucking myself! Shame on me. Well that all ends now, because the lovely people over at Nexus have come to my anal-rescue with a care package for my fanny. One of the gems they sent me was the Nexus Glide. Does the Glide have what it takes to make my butt smile as it used to? Let’s find out!
I have seen and heard about the Nexus line for a long time, however I’ve never had the pleasure of using any of their toys. Any funds I had usually went to the Aneros which had a pretty similar style, so I figured they’d probably feel the same. I was wrong!
The Glide is made out of medical grade polypropylene (plastic), which is great because that means it’s non-porous and easy to clean! It also means I can use any lube I want, and so I whipped out my trusty Maximus.
I started by adding lube to my soft beautiful hand-dildos (fingers) and rubbing at my hole. It’s grown much tighter since I’ve been experiencing a bit of the dry spell of anal neglect which some feel is good, but I hate it. I like my ass to be like my mouth when it spots a martini: wet and ready to take it all in one shot.
After loosening my ass up thoroughly it was time to pop this cherry. I wriggled the Nexus Glide in carefully and found it very easy to insert despite my veritable butt-hymen. Once it was inserted all the way I felt it “lock” into place and my prostate said “Hello old friend!” It felt great!
But the real pleasure from this guy came from manipulating and playing with the tail-like handle. Each subtle push, pull and wiggle of the handle massage my p-spot with direct firm joy.
I got to the edge of the bed and thrusted my hips so that the handle would hit the edge of the mattress, and omg! It was like being fingerblasted in the best possible way!
Another great feature is the metal rolling ball with targets the perineum. A lot of people have complained that the Aneros line’s thin, pokey plastic tip that massages the perineum hurts them, but this smooth rolling ball presses against your body with the same amount of pressure however will roll against your skin instead of digging into it.
Needless to say I had a leg-quivering orgasm and have named my Nexus Glide Orlando (Bloom).
I’m sad I didn’t find this treasure sooner, definitely a great toy for anyone interested in anal, beginner and expert alike!
Nexus Glide provided by Nexus. You can support my slutty little site by purchasing it in The INQUEERY’s online store.
