One of the common complaints I hear from people regarding sex toys is that they are lacking that human connection. Whilst I believe they can help you connect with yourself, I do understand the desire to be with another person more often than not, and I will confess that as of late I have been a little lonesome and depressed. I just want to feel someone’s arms around me, but at the same time not have to worry about the stress of establishing a relationship. The good people at Pipedream sent me a little fella they think will do just the trick for me — John the inflatable love doll. Does he make me feel like a natural woman?
John the inflatable love doll is made of 100% vinyl. Although vinyl typically has fewer concerning chemicals in it, it’s still a porous material (it has the potential to harbor bacteria), so I’m going to have to remember to wash John with some nice antibacterial soap when I am done with him.
It only took me about 30 minutes to fully inflate him, and once he was filled with my hot air we were good to go! I really wanted to have the full experience of being with another person, so I planned a date for us. First we went to dinner.
I must admit the looks that we got were a little concerning to me. I wasn’t trying to get arrested so I let John borrow a pair of my skinny jeans and a cute H&M button up that I had in 4 different colors. Unfortunately he doesn’t have much of anything going on for a crotch, so I also padded him with a few rolled up tube-socks that I bought off the Myrtle JMZ stop for $2 a pack.
I ordered for him, keeping in mind that anything too hot might cause him to pop. I ordered a walnut salad with dressing on the side for him, and for myself I ordered a rib eye steak, mashed potatoes, a side of BBQ sauce and the soup of the day.
During dinner I would reach across the table to “feed” John his food, and it was so romantical! Although it dribble down the front of his shirt (his mouth sadly doesn’t open), it was really more about the feeling of empowerment and connection inside of me. I decided ENOUGH GAMES and took John back to my place.
I found John to be a very interesting lover. His personality seemed more like a top, but when I got him home and naked he was a total lazy bottom. I really hate it when people don’t put effort into sex, and John is really one of the laziest lays I’ve had in a long time. I will admit, I was a little sad.
I rubbed his body with silicone lube and then straddled him. I found a really nice place on his nose to thrust my hips against, and before I knew it I was actually having a pretty intense orgasm!
I was surprised at how much I actually enjoyed myself despite the minor setbacks of him being so lethargic in the sack. I highly recommend you all go buy an inflatable love doll, take it out to dinner, and explore your sexuality in a way that will change your life forever!
John the Inflatable Love Doll provided by The Pleasure Chest.
