It’s been a while since I’ve done a review, and that’s not because I’ve healed over down there. Frankly I’ve been busy with work, however I’ve also been busy testing out toys that various companies have been sending me! It’s definitely lovely to not have to actually buy every toy that I am reviewing now, and after The INQUEERY’s successful first year I am happy to say that toy companies are flooding me with product to keep you all in the loop! (If you build it, they will cum…) The first lovely company is one of my favorites, and I base that statement on looks alone because I am superficial. Fun Factory is a cool company because they make all their toys look fun and, well, like toys. Just because we are adults doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t have toys, eh? An excellent example is the Wave dildo from their STUBS line. I am feeling pretty ballsy about my anal-abilities these days and scoffed at the challenge of this guy, but man…pardon the expression; I got my ass handed to me!
Fun Factory makes all of their toys out of 100% body safe materials. In the case of the Wave, we are talking medical-grade silicone. As I’ve mentioned before, medical-grade silicone is one of the best materials out there for anal toys because they are non-porous (wont harbor bacteria), they don’t contain any nasty chemicals, and they are easy to clean — you can actually boil them for up to 3 minutes to sterilize them if you so choose. Great! Just keep in mind not to use silicone-based lubricants with them as they will cause the toy to melt.
There are two things about the Wave that intrigued me upon first glance. The bend at the tip would make for some excellent p-spot (prostate) stimulation, but even further the series of “waves” traveling down the shaft seemed like they would also make for some great p-spot/sphincter stimulation. You sphincter muscles in your anus are literally your butt hole. Same page? Good.
Well damn, you have to have a champion ass to use this guy as it turns out. Just when you are feeling good about yourself, the Wave comes along, climbs up your ass, and fucks you off your high horse.
The toy is easy enough to insert for intermediate/advanced players, that wasn’t the issue. Once you have it fully inserted it feels great! But then taking it out… Holy fuck farts.
The waves along the shaft, despite being soft to the touch, are SUPER intense. My eyes bugged out of my head 3+ inches when I first pulled the Wave out. It was like a thousand goblins playing Quidditch in my ass. The stimulation was SO intense, I had to take a small breather before inserting it again, and I did so reluctantly.
I decided that thrusting may not be the best course of action for this beast so I took it to the bathroom and straddled the edge of my tub, and rub a dub-dub, rocking on this thing is amazing! You could do this anywhere really, but I always use the edge of my tub for sitting directly on toys because you have lots of leg room on either side to support your body and you can really go hog wild on the poor thing. And speaking of waves — the streams of cum that all that p-spot stimulation produced made me feel like I was caught in a rip current. Literal waves!
Flattering visuals for you left and right today..
Ultimately this toy is really only for advanced players due to the fact that it is so intense. If you are looking for a challenge, grab one of these guys. If you are perfectly happy with your beginner/intermediate toys, leave this one to the High Ass-Rollers. I bow to thee, Wave. You have proved that I am not man, but mouse..
Wave provided by Fun Factory.
I don’t think I’ve ever read a sex toy review that made me hard before. Awesome. I plan on working up to this.