Incorrect, though comical, use of condoms
I have been meaning to check out the Museum of Sex’s new Rubbers exhibit ever since it opened February 4th, but I’ve been so busy. Today however my life has as much purpose as an asshole in a nostril, so I decided to finally take the trip. I brought my camera along to show you some of my favorite parts!
I haven’t been to the museum since they added their fancy new store, so it was cool to see the merch that they had. One of the shirts has my name written all over it. Gay unicorn butt-sex? Yes please.
My birthday is April 30th, by the way.
They also had these awesome zipper-mouth guys! I want them all!!
Especially this one! Look at that cute lil guy!
And this was just funny. A vibrating banana? In a perfect world…
I made my way into the exhibit where I was greeted with a rectangular block of used condoms molded together with what I assume is dog crap.
Appetizing.
According to the literature on the wall, this eye-candy was created from hundreds of used and discarded condoms collected from the floors and trash of the fetish-oriented, gay dance club, FIST, in London. I can’t tell if this is a promising invitation or some really obvious foreshadowing.
Next to that was an equally insulting piece of art.
“STFU, art.” — My Ass
I enjoyed this comical poem, I did.
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On the heels of enjoying that smut, I was introduced to some old school condoms. This beauty is from ancient Egypt, which begs the question: Why did they hate having sex in Egypt?
Not cool, Egypt.
I can’t decide which one made me recoil the most…
So I am pretty much hating life at this point due to my powerful imagination and moved on.
I really liked all of these things, made of condoms, though I admit I have no idea what’s going on here. Keep in mind that almost all of them were moving on their own.
I really connected with this one particular piece. I imagine when I have lost the last ounce of sanity that my slowly fizzling brain is desperately clinging to, this is the vehicle that I’ll float away in.
I’d buy stock in Goodyear if this was what they really looked like.
There was a lot more in the Rubbers portion of the exhibit but I don’t want to ruin it for those of you that might want to go!
I made my way to the sex toy room and of course I had practically everything in there already.
Apparently my apartment in Bushwick can be a museum.
Then there was this clown wearing a 3D Sex Simulator suit.
A simple day look.
and this awesome inflation fetish suit. Check out those knockers!
After that I headed to the porn exhibit where they were playing various porns all over the place. The Japanese tourists had huddled in there for some reason and were going ape shit so I didn’t stay long. I did stay long enough to watch the Beautiful Agony display that I recently posted about, and one of the guys in it was so hot that I got hard and decided to leave, which is when I learned the cruel irony of the exit leading directly from the Porn exhibit into the museum shop so that all the staff can watch you awkwardly adjust your pants. Seriously Museum of Sex, y’all are pervs.
A simple afternoon of fun, I suggest you check it out. Here, I’ll even give you the link to a printable $5 off coupon!
