P.s. my cat is homosexual too obvs
Everyone knows I enjoy a good LOL or even LMAO at someone elses expense. Well now that someone can be YOU!
If you were one of the sorry saps who had a shitty Valentine’s Day, The Pleasure Chest is offering you the chance to win a $100 gift card for your pathetic story. Check out their blog for information on how to enter and share your shame with the world. I am refreshing their fan page feverishly, stroking my cat, laughing like the villain I am, waiting for your juicy tales to fuel my sadism. Which each tale of sorrow and failure I grow stronger. STRONGER.
DO IT DO IT!!




Seriously tempted to make a kitty-stroking joke, but I won’t. Oh. Wait…