Turn Your V-Day FAIL Story into Sex Toys!

P.s. my cat is homosexual too obvs

Everyone knows I enjoy a good LOL or even LMAO at someone elses expense.  Well now that someone can be YOU!

If you were one of the sorry saps who had a shitty Valentine’s Day, The Pleasure Chest is offering you the chance to win a $100 gift card for your pathetic story.  Check out their blog for information on how to enter and share your shame with the world.  I am refreshing their fan page feverishly, stroking my cat, laughing like the villain I am, waiting for your juicy tales to fuel my sadism.  Which each tale of sorrow and failure I grow stronger.  STRONGER.

DO IT DO IT!!

One Response to Turn Your V-Day FAIL Story into Sex Toys!

  1. Amanda-Faye says:

    Seriously tempted to make a kitty-stroking joke, but I won’t. Oh. Wait…

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