My imaginary husband Geronimo stopped by the toy store today to drop off my new Geronimo action figure in person! He autographed it for me and everything and then posed for a few photos with me. The conversation went like this:
Me: “I know this is cheesey but can I get my picture taken with you?”
Geronimo: “Of course! Should I take my shirt off?”
Me: “…”
As you might guess, I was as cool as a cucumber the entire time…
While he was there a customer asked him where she could get an action figure too and he sold her one on the spot! He then posed for a picture with her too before she left.
I sent my mom the pictures and she spent 20 minutes implying that she was going to masturbate to it. She got a kick out of the fact that I was in the picture too and yet she was still saying that she was going to “smudge” it, though I was less entertained by this information…
Get your Geronimo go-go dancer bobble head at JustGStyle.com. Thanks Geronimo!
