“Is it just me or is Geronimo a lot smaller than I remember him?”
Holy crap, where the hell have I been? Lots has been going on this month, most of which includes me being the laziest asshole in Manhattan. It’s been cold so I moved my bookcase in front of my door and have been growing a length of beard ala Crazy Mr. Burns above.
Leave it to the golden go-go boy and former Inqueery crush Geronimo to lure me out of hiding with the announcement of his new bobble-hip figurine crafted in his likeness. Picture it: me, hair wild, hissing at the sunlight, arm scrambling to grab the figurine and retreat before I start getting Snuggie-shaped tan lines…
Man, I have so many mixed emotions about this. This must be how it feels to be a 14 year old and buying Zack Efron merchandise from High School Musical. I can only imagine what younger brats do with their sex idol merch. Lord knows I am going to break this poor figurine within the first hour of it arriving. And yes I did order one, and you can too by visiting the merchandise section of Geronimo’s website at justgstyle.com (enjoy the hipper-than-me music and the LOL biography where he talks about his dead black chihuahua Blackie. Zeitgeists of creativity flow through this man.)
And now back to reading Cat Fancy…
