Well it’s that time of year again. The last day of 2009. People are joining gyms around the nation that they will visit maybe four times, nicotine patches will be ripped off of triceps and hurled into garbage bins, and somewhere someone is going to have a little too much sparkling wine and decide that they drink too much until they are invited out the next evening.
It’s been a great year for The INQUEERY and I have all of you to thank. There are some exciting things I have planned for next year to take my site to the next level and I hope you enjoy all of it.
Speaking of things to enjoy, I’ve had a lot of fun with a lot of toys this year. I figured it only right to post my End of Year Top Toy Picks to celebrate my personal favorites in each category. Enjoy, and have a safe and fun New Year!
xxx
Brandon B.
Best Jerkoff Lube: Maximus
The large size of this thick water-based lube comes in a handy pump style bottle and feels great anywhere! It’s safe to use with any toys or just bare palm, and even works great for anal toys. If you want to give this a try, grab a small squeeze bottle for only $7 in The INQUEERY online store. (Note: It’s pictured with the pump, but the pump only comes with the large size).
Best Butt Fucking Lube: System JO Anal
For people like me who swear by silicone lubes, this is still the best one I’ve ever used. I carry a small bottle of it with me in my bag at all times, just in case. This long-lasting lube makes anal sex as comfortable and easy as any lube can! Remember with silicone lubes that a little goes a long way! Try a small bottle for $15, a medium bottle for $22, or grab a large bottle for $40.
Best Cockring: O-Man
It’s amazing how something so small and cheap can be so much fun! The O-Man is great for anyone who wants vibration combined with both cock and ball constriction. The material is really stretchy and the batteries are replaceable. Totally worth the $9 that it costs online!
Best Extra Goodie: Snake Bites
I was really torn which was my favorite extra gadget this year, but I must say I cannot get over my Snake Bites. These little suckers are cheap, easy to carry around and can make any jerk off or fuck fest just that much hotter. They range from $5-$10 on Amazon.com.
Best Buttplug: NJOY Pure Plug
If you want a plug that will rest comfortably inside hands-free and is perfectly curved to tease the prostate, look into the NJOY Pure Plugs. They feel great, will last a life time, and they come in small, medium and large sizes and range from $70-$80 at ThePleasureChest.com.
Best Prostate Massager: Aneros MGX
The cheapest of the ANEROS line is also one of the best, in my opinions. The MGX is perfect for beginners and advanced users alike and is a great toy for someone looking to go for the coveted hands-free orgasm. Only $53 in The INQUEERY online store.
Best Dildo: LELO Billy
This high-end vibrating dildo is my new best friend. LELO named him Billy, but I have renamed him James Franco. With 5 different pulsation patterns and a range of speeds, this rechargeable dildo makes my anal dreams come true. The cheapest I have found it is $97 online.
Best Jerkoff Toy: COLT Power Stroker
There are a lot of great feeling expensive sleeves out there, but I have mentioned my COLT Power Stroker more than any other toy on this site so I have to give it props. It’s inexpensive and feels great, and it’s shaped like a fuckin’ grenade! I sadly can’t find it online, but if you’re in New York it is available at The Pleasure Chest for 15% off of $20 with The INQUEERY coupon.
