We have come a long way from sticking screwdriver handles in our butts. Nowadays there are a lot of high-quality toys designed specifically for our anuses that wont result in an embarrassing trip to the ER (“I slipped and fell on it”). There are some companies that are taking it to the next level and providing luxury toys for your ass. That’s right — luxury toys designed to make you feel good and get smeared with poop. God bless America. LELO has designed a toy that I have had my eye on for a few months now called the Billy. It’s a vibrating prostate massager and, after listening to my friend Lucy of Sexy Blogtime! rave about her Gigi (the girl version of Billy), I was delighted when mine finally arrived in the mail.
Like all of their products, LELO’s Billy is made out of body-safe FDA-approved materials, in this case phthalate-free silicone and pc-abs (non-porous plastic). The Billy is a rechargeable toy complete with AC adapter and is programmed with various speeds and five different stimulation modes, from soft flutter to intense pulsation.
I lubed up my Billy with some Maximus and worked it inside. The slim design and solid silicone body made insertion easy as man-pie. What was a great surprise was that it stayed in place once it was fully inserted. Hands free fun!
I turned it on and played with the different speeds, and man was I happy. The different pulsations and vibes against my prostate got me rock hard in no time. Gently tugging the toy in and out, rocking it back and forth, thrusting it deep and then up to my p-spot…all of it felt great. Switching between pulses was easy though I didn’t try changing the speed (I left it on the high speed because I am a crazy whore).
When I came my legs shook and each contraction wrapped my hole tight around the throbbing toy. I think at one point I must have accidently kicked the wall because now my foot hurts. I don’t mind because my ass is still smiling.
When I was done with Billy I did Monique’s “Dick is good to me” dance (#3 on the list). It felt so fucking gooood!
If you are looking to invest in a high-quality anal vibrator then this is the one. It’s a bit pricey at $100+ (though cheaper in my online shop!) but it is well worth it, especially since it is covered under a one year warranty and a 10 year quality guarantee.
Thank you so much LELO. There are going to be a lot of happy asses out there soon!
Billy provided by LELO. You can buy the Billy and support The Inqueery by purchasing it from my online shop at SexToys.com!
