I am a sucker for sex toys that are fun to look at. Maybe it’s an appearance hang up that I will always have to deal with, being born and raised in Los Angeles and all. It’s not a bad thing in my opinion though, and sometimes it makes things that I find visually enticing just that much more fun (see: David Beckham). When I first saw the Flexi Felix I knew that we were meant to be together in butt-to-worm matrimony.
Flexi Felix is made of 100% medical grade silicone, and as I have mentioned before that is great! It’s non-porous and body safe, which means it’s not going to harbor any nasty bacteria and it’s also not going to leak any nasty chemicals into my body.
The Flexi Felix is a string of anal beads. Not many people know how to use anal beads properly so I will explain. Anal beads are meant to be inserted one bead at a time until the entire string is in your bum. It’s a lot easier than some would assume, especially with a material as soft as silicone, because the beads scrunch up and coil inside your rectum. Once inserted, the beads are left there until you climax when they are pulled out — however fast or slow you want. The sensation of pulling the beads out is the pleasurable part, since your climax is now combined with a series of bumps knocking against your sensitive sphincter muscles (the circular muscles that make your butthole a glorious O-shape).
Inserting the beads was cake. I used some good thick Sassy lube that I have come to love deeply for anal toys and plopped them in one at a time. It didn’t take long to get to the point where only a worm head was sticking out of my butt, which I’m sure would look a little strange to anyone else watching but I was alone and not feeling too self conscious about it.
When the beads were inserted I didn’t feel too much. Like I said they get pretty compact, and thus they don’t provide much of anything as far as sensations of fullness go.
When I was ready to climax I griped Felix by his fearful head. As I orgasmed I tugged them out at a medium pace, and woo! I couldn’t stop giggling it felt so nice!
Anal beads might be a bit more fun with a partner though. When you are playing by yourself it can feel a little strange to have to coordinate two hands at once. I don’t know about you but when I jerk off I am focusing on lots of different images (me being fed grapes by Michael Cera, for instance). I don’t think they are completely useless solo though, and if you aren’t in the mood for a dildo or a larger plug, beads could be a nice alternative.
Two thumbs up to my little worm buddy. He is definitely as much fun in the bedroom as he was to look at!
Flexi Felix can now be purchased from The Inqueery’s discreet online store at SexToy.com in Black, Pink or Blue! If you are local to New York, it is also available at The Pleasure Chest! Don’t forget your coupon!
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