I am fortunate to do what I do. Not only do I love it, but I also get sent free stuff from vendors from time to time! I always welcome free goodies and am more than happy to share my reviews with my fans. However, sometimes I am sent things and I just have to say “Now what do you expect me to do with THAT?” Such is the case for some pills I received last week. With a name like Yummy Cummy, I’m not sure it needs much explanation, however I thought it would be a good opportunity to talk about lifestyle habits and dietary choices that affect the health and, yes, flavor of your jizz. Is nothing sacred…
For starters, let me just say that I lost my shit laughing at the name. I loves me some good simple lewd rhymin’! Yummy Cummy. Whoever came up with that name needs a raise and a cat scan. I love it!
Most people have heard of funky spunk. This is one of the many nick names given to ejaculate that has a nasty flavor to it. Yummy Cummy claims to be able to safely alter the flavor of your most intimate bodily fluids, adding a semi-sweet fruity taste. I wouldn’t mind full on testing this product for you but I would need a volunteer! In the meantime, I will tell you why I am fairly certain that it would indeed work.
Like all bodily fluids, the flavor, color and scent of a man’s ejaculate is directly linked to his diet. Your ejaculate is actually only 1% sperm. The other 99% of semen is composed of things that assist the sperm on its journey. Specifically these things are proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol, and water. Healthy sperm are also supported by zinc and selenium — two supplements that you can find in any pharmacy.
Yummy Cummy is primarily a zinc supplement mixed with a proprietary blend of pineapple extract, parsley, cranberry concentrate, celery seed, cinnamon extract and apple extract. These help improve the flavor of your semen because they all contain natural sugars and/or chlorophyll which help to offset any unpleasant tastes that your load may contain.
If you don’t feel like taking Yummy Cummy itself but are still interested in improving and maintaining healthy, flavorful cum, you can do so by consuming a lot of these fruits on a day to day basis. Some vegetables are also good to eat, however there are some to avoid: cauliflower, broccoli, asparagus, and really anything from the cabbage family. Spices such as garlic and onions are also obvious offenders.
Whenever possible, try consuming lean proteins instead of red meat. Red meat is one of the main offenders when it comes to funky spunk. Milk and cheese can also make sperm taste salty.
Other things on the hit list, which will probably be the things that make you actually consider taking Yummy Cummy instead of altering your lifestyle: alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine. All of these are pollutants and not only affect your sperm flavor and health, but also your sexual health in various other negative ways!
Do you need to cut out all of the things that I have listed here to have healthy, flavorful sperm? No. It would help to reduce your intake of these various things, but you don’t need to altogether eliminate them from your life. Just remember to drink lots of water to flush out the pollutants and to always include plenty of fruit in your diet. These things will not only affect your semen, but your personal well being in general.
Or if you are dead set on eating crap then you can just take the Yummy Cummy. I myself can’t resist garlic and beer for long…
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[...] If you’re wondering what inspired this sad little tale, he posted an interview with Rory Freedman, co-author of this book that sounds like a good read called Skinny Bastard, and they touch on how your diet affects your libido and sexual health health (I TOLD YOU!). [...]