I had a couple of my fans write in asking me to review a product that I get asked about a lot. Anyone who has experimented with anal play to a certain extent can appreciate this toy just by looking at it. In regards to prostate stimulation, it appears to be just what the doctor ordered! I am referring to, of course, the Rude Boy. I happened to have one laying around and decided to go ahead and review it for you guys so that you, too, can know the secret to my ever-present smile.
The Rude Boy is imported from overseas in the UK. It is made of soft pliable medical grade silicone which means several great things; it’s durable but flexible, it’s body-safe, it’s non-porous (it wont harbor bacteria), it’s waterproof, and it’s easy to clean (you can even boil it if you want to sterilize it).
One of the things that stands out immediately to everyone about this toy is its dramatic angle. “How do you even get that inside?!” is a frequently asked question, and although I can understand why you’d be confused about that, you have to keep in mind that this isn’t your typical butt toy. It’s meant to be rocked on.
For this toy, I suggest laying a towel down on whatever surface you’re going to be sitting on. If you do this on a chair, make sure it’s a sturdy chair that isn’t going to roll around or fall over. If you chose to use it on your bed, fold the towel in half to give yourself an extra pad for absorbency. I’m going to cheat and use my bath tub because it’s a nice firm surface that I can just spray clean with the faucet. Whee!
I applied some water-base lube to the entire shaft of the Rude Boy. I typically use condoms on my toys to make clean up easier but this one is so easy to clean I decided to just use it as is. Also I should note that it’s important that you use water-base lubricant vs. silicone. Silicone lubricants, when introduced to other silicone products, create a chemical reaction that essentially will melt your toy. The same thing tends to happen if two of your silicone toys are stored touching each other, which I learned the hard way. Not fun!
I relaxed and massaged myself so that I’d be able to insert the toy. It’s not the thickest toy out there, but it’s thick enough to make you not want to rush into it. Once it’s inserted, you already feel the intensity that you assumed you’d feel — but this intensity is nothing compared to when you first start to rock on it.
The intensity of the rocking is a lot even for me. The first rock always catches me off guard and sometimes sends a chill down my spine. With each rock though I got more and more into it, and before long you are trying to find new positions to rock in that will make it even more intense than it already is!
I straddled the edge of my bath tub so that one foot was outside of it and the other was in. As I rocked on the edge of the tub I was able to both steady myself against the wall and grind against the toy on the porcelain. If you want a deep, heavy prostate experience, this is the place to use the toy!
After doing this for a while I turned on the bullet. The Rude Boy comes with a very powerful RO80MM. It runs on one N battery which I prefer over watch batteries. The bullet itself is longer than most bullets and is definitely one of the more powerful stand-alone bullets I’ve ever felt. The vibration traveled up through the entire piece for a nice addition to the rocking. If anything I’d say the vibration is kinda overshadowed by the rocking itself, but it’s definitely there! The nubs directly above the bullet on the Rude Boy add a nice sensation to the perineum too.
This toy really isn’t for butt-beginners. If you haven’t played with your prostate before, it’s almost guaranteed to be way too much for you. Some might even say it seems uncomfortable. Your anus is like any other muscle in your body. If you don’t exercise it but then decide to go to the gym, you don’t immediately start benching 500 lbs. I mean just think about it — you have direct prostate stimulation, deep penetration, a decent sturdy girth, perineum stimulation, and to top it all off it vibrates. I of course loved it and handled it like a pro, but I can definitely see this being a challenge to tackle when you are just starting out.
This, like all toys in my opinion, would be fun to use with a partner but it can’t be worn while penetrating someone else. It would fall out for sure. It would be nice to insert it in someone and rock it for them though. Definitely a great toy for couples that enjoy watching each other masturbate.
All in all I’d say that the Rude Boy is definitely something to aim for on your shopping list, but shouldn’t be the first thing you buy especially since it runs rather pricey in the $70-$80 range (or only $65 through the link below!). Once you feel you are able to handle everything the Rude Boy has to offer, it is definitely worth the dough!
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