I have a pretty large penis, but I’ve noticed I’m a grower, not a shower. How you do feel about stretching tools? Should I just be happy that I’m big when I’m hard?”
I have a friend who is a screen writer back home in Hollywood. During the course of our friendship he has taught me a lot of things about writing. One of those tips that I really enjoyed was “If you’re going to show a gun, you have to use it.” This means that if you reveal a character in a show has a gun, at some point the gun needs to be used as a weapon. It’s what the audience expects to happen once they see the reveal of the gun initially, and if you don’t use it as a weapon then they feel cheated and it ends up working against the fluid nature of your story telling. Anyway, this was the best way to ask for a picture of this alleged “large penis” because now I am assuming you’re all talk.
I’m kidding of course, and all joking aside this question touches on several issues for me. For starters, I am a big fan of being happy with yourself physically no matter what your situation is. Sure you can exercise more if you aren’t happy with your physique, but ultimately the first step to being sexy in my book is believing that you are sexy. Confidence is so important to having a healthy, satisfying sex life and if you are letting small gripes like body issues get in your way then you are essentially blocking your own happiness.
Now on to penises.
There are a lot of methods out there that claim to enlarge your penis. The method you’re referring to was actually recently the topic of a small pilot study released by Italian researchers that concluded penis extender devices should be regarded as an effective treatment option to enlongate the penis.
Two thirds of your penis is made up of muscle structures known as corpus canvernosum. These are essentially the smooth muscles and soft tissues that fill with blood when you are becoming erect. Stretcher devices and other penis enlargement methods aim to increase the size of the corpus canvernosum by literally stretching it out so that it can fill with more blood and thus, in theory, grant larger erections.
My issue with stretching is that it doesn’t always work, and can actually have some permanent negative effects. For starters, there is a risk of bursting blood vessels, especially if you are Jelqing (methodically tugging on the penis to stretch the corpus canvernosum). This can lead to bleeding from the urethra which can lead to infection and other complications if not taken care of. You also run the risk of possibly causing temporary or even permanent erectile dysfunction.
By stretching the corpus canvernosum you do indeed elongate the mass of your penis, but with risks like that how can anyone say it’s a great idea? I know I have painted an ominous picture here, but I always err on the side of caution when it comes to body modification. When it comes to doing procedures like this on your own with little to no guidance outside of an instruction booklet (because let’s face it, who is going to ask their friends “So have any of you ever used a penis stretcher? What’s the safest way to use it?”), the chances of you fucking it up over succeeding are high.
My advice to you: Keep your peen just the way it is, and let the growing be a pleasant surprise to whoever is the lucky recipient.
And send me a picture.
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