I am typically not one who enjoys the type of porn without some sorta storyline going. I like plots to break up the sex. Without the plots and characters, I usually don’t enjoy much of what’s going on beyond a quick wank. However, when I first read about Masterpiece I was intrigued. The models of Hot House are not your typical Bel Ami pretty boy porn stars, but rather leather-clad, buff, mature men — all of whom are very animated. So I decided to give it a try, and man…just when you think you know what type of man you’re attracted to, a muscular mature guy in a pair of leather boots and a jock strap comes along and changes your mind.
For starters, I appreciate Hot House for using rougher guys. So many porn resembles an Abercrombie catalog these days and it gets on my nerves. Sure those guys are cute, but that doesn’t mean that they are the standard for sexy. Hot House proves that point, and Masterpiece is a good example of how.
Directed by Steven Scarborough, Masterpiece is broken down into four different back-to-back sex scenes.
Scene One involves Johnny Gunn and Alex Collack. For starters, both of these guys have tats, and everyone knows how I feel about those. Instant bone! Secondly, both of these guys have perfect gym-toned bodies. The abs on Alex were 100% solid.
Johnny Gunn knows how to eat an ass. Watching him go to work on Alex justified the title of the DVD itself. He didn’t have to spend a lot of time back there though because, from the looks of it, Alex was more than ready to get it on. Alex turns around and goes to town on Johnny’s Gunn and man…if everyone could deep throat like that, the world would be a better place. Like a pro, Alex takes in all of Johnny’s thick tool without any trouble, and Johnny responds with some very satisfied groans. After Johnny gets a taste of Alex’s warm, deep throat he can’t resist any longer and flips him on his back.
Alex’s hole is more than ready to receive Johnny. He spreads his ass open wide for Johnny to enter him. I’m not really one for anal stretching, but it was very brief and not as bad as I’ve seen. Johnny quickly deeply penetrates Alex and sends the ever-eager bottom into a series of moaning and growling that makes it more than clear that he is having a wonderful time. Johnny fucks Alex with the precision of a seasoned professional and finishes by spraying the biggest load on earth.
The Second Scene was my favorite from the DVD. Maybe it was the fact that both the models were young. Maybe it was the fact that both the models were hairless. I’m pretty sure it’s actually because Slade fucks an ass like he wants to destroy it.
Slade’s play toy is tattooed pretty boy Kai Ford. The scene starts out with them laying on their sides and making out. That doesn’t last long as Slade tackles Kai’s ass with intense eagerness. I did make a note; Kai is one creative bottom. As Slade ate him out, Kai had his legs cleverly flayed over Slade’s head in a pose that I can only be describe as yoga-esque. Combined with his tribal leg tattoos, it managed to be both cool and sexy. Snaps for creativity, Kai!
On the other hand, Slade has what must be the most perfect cock in the country for a porn star. Thick all around including a round, stiff head. I’m not typically a size queen, but his dick needs to be bronzed STAT.
He wastes absolutely no time getting inside Kai’s tight hole. Kai spends a majority of the rest of the scene with a look of surprised euphoria on his face as Slade goes to work on him. At one point, Slade decides to lay on his back and let Kai sit on his dick with ease. That doesn’t last long though, as Slade begins to pound Kai’s ass with a quickness that I have only seen before in The Matrix. I am typically not one for jack-rabbiting, but Slade did a good job of spacing it out in between poundings. It was all I could do to not just watch that scene all over again once it ended. Slade, if you’re ever in New York and want to get, uh, pizza…let me know!
I had some seriously mixed feelings about the Third Scene. Three-ways can either be really good or really awkward in porn, and this teetered on the line of both. It starred one of my favorite Hot House models, tattooed Brit Ross Hurston, along with Nick Moretti and Ethan Grant.
All these men are attractive in their own unique ways, but despite that the chemistry seemed a bit off until they started hitting Ethan from both ends. Even then, it was hard for Ross and Nick to play together. Ethan blows his wad early on, and in an odd, hands-free, slow dribble fashion that really wasn’t as exciting for the viewer as I think it was for him.
Things pick up then when Ross declares that it’s now his turn and he starts fucking Ethan. He does my favorite top trick: go in deep, pull out all the way fast, hold a beat, repeat. Seriously, if you want a bottom to lose their mind, do this a few times.
Nick gets bored and starts to fuck Ross at one point while Ross sucks off an already hard again (wow, way to go!) Ethan. As Nick is fucking Ross, I think it’s apparent that the scene should have just been the two of them. Their chemistry is a lot more noticeable together. Everyone finishes (including the comeback kid again) and the scene is over.
It is assumed that the DVD is named after the actor in the Fourth Scene, Hot House exclusive Ethan Wolfe. His pecker is scary. As soon as it appeared on my computer screen I could hear my computer desk begin to creek. No joke.
I felt so bad for Ty LeBeouf. He is so adorable, I just want to take him out for coffee and talk to him about…whatever the hell it is that he likes. The thought of him being penetrated by that beast was a scary thought, but alas the scene begins with him standing atop a box in the film’s themed garb — jock strap and boots — slowly rubbing his body in a slow dance to entice an on-looking Ethan Wolfe.
Most of this scene was so steamy and had a very thick layer of anticipation to it. The music at this point is hot. Ethan’s eyes add about 2″ to his dick. The way he looks at Ty would have melted a weaker man. Ethan ends up on the box with Ty and goes down on him. Ethan makes absolute love to Ty’s crotch, glancing up every once in a while. He does the same when he flips Ty over and begins to eat his ass. I can’t explain enough how awesome Ethan’s gaze is!
Ethan eventually begins to fuck Ty, and for that Ty deserves a god damn trophy. Ethan’s massive cock disappears inside of Ty and he is clearly digging it. You’re a braver man than me, Ty!
Ty decides to fuck Ethan after several minutes of getting slammed. I don’t blame him, but this is sadly when the scene loses a little bit of steam. Ethan clumsily sits on Ty’s dick and rides it gently for a little while. This doesn’t seem to really go anywhere, and is surprisingly the end of the scene. Ethan’s finish is a little disappointing. I was expecting the DVD’s namesake to spray all over the place, but no…he finishes mostly into his palm with some quiet moans and then it’s all over.
Pros:
Tattoos
Leather boots + jock strap combo in every scene was hot!
Gorge men with massive peckers and professional moves
Condoms in every scene
Cons:
Some chemistry issues here and there
A handful of unimpressive money shots. But they can’t all be gold, right?
Wrap up:
If you’re looking to escape the stereotypical pretty white boy porno and want some rough, intense, lust-filled sex scenes, Masterpiece is just want you need! Despite a couple small frustrations, all in all this DVD is worth the money you’d pay for it and is worth owning for the long run.
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