When you start to experiment with more and more toys your body begins to immediately respond to things that look like something it wants. It’s like how if you like chocolate and you are walking down the cereal isle of the grocery store and then you see a bag of Oreo’s — BOOM. Well, I was at work the other day and came across a toy that I raised an eyebrow to. It had a strong vibrating egg at the end of a long, flexible shaft. The possibilities of what I could do with it popped up into my head and I bought it up fast.
Doc Johnson created the Flex-A-Pleasure for G-Spot stimulation, but as I am attempting to convey to my readers, if it’s good for a girl’s G it’s probably also good for my P (i.e. the prostate gland).
The vibe came in two colors, but we were out of hot pink (dammit!) so I settled on purple. The toy itself looks symmetrical, with one vibrating solid plastic piece at one end and the control box on the other. The middle part, a thin soft shaft, actually bends to whatever angle you want to bend it to and stays in that shape. Curves are always best when trying to lay it on your P so this is a great feature.
I started out by using my Aneros Progasm to loosen up. You can use any old fashioned butt plug really, but I like using my Aneros because it’s medical grade plastic and thus easier to clean. Remember, just shoving something up your ass is potentially harmful to your tender anus and typically not pleasurable at all, so it’s always a good idea to spend some time relaxing and massaging your anus before attempting penetration. I also always use silicone lube for the task since it stays slick.
After I decided I was plum ready I removed the Progasm. Before I inserted the Flex-A-Pleasure I put a condom on it. The Flex-A-Pleasure is made from non-medical grade plastic which is porous and thus can potentially harbor bacterial. Putting a condom over your toys before using them is a great way to help keep them safe and makes clean up super easy. Just grab handfuls of those free NYC condoms whenever you’re out and it wont cost you a dime and will save you lots of trouble.
After it was inserted I turned it on. The vibe was strong even on the low setting and I let myself feel what that was like for a bit — nice. I decided to amp it up to the highest speed because, let’s face it, I want to see what this thing can do.
It felt a little weird when I would just leave it sitting idol. I realized that this is because my body was pulling it in further than I was aiming for. Your anus makes a natural suck-in motion so this was normal. I decided to bend the handle so that the shaft wrapped across my perineum and moved the entire unit back and forth. It was surprising how just that small motion made me feel so great.
The best experience with this toy was when I decided to bend the handle up around to the front and “jacked off” the control box. By doing this, it pulled the vibrating egg that was inside across my prostate and even a bit to the anus. Basically I was almost pulling the toy out, but never all the way. This sensation feels so good, because you’re not only stimulating your prostate gland, you’re also stimulating the anal sphincter muscles as well as the perineum. When I climaxed I made one of those confused orgasm faces. Like it felt so good you aren’t sure if you actually just experienced that.
Doc Johnson created an anal version of this toy, but it wouldn’t be able to do the in and out motion that this one is capable of. It was only $20 and gave me a lot of bang for my buck. My only complaints are that I hate that it uses 1.5v “N” size batteries. I am also not a fan of the fact that there aren’t any pulsations or anything, but the range in vibrations makes up for that I suppose. The bendable part of the handle seems like it would be easy to break over time, but for only $20 I’d say it would last a good long while and be well worth it.
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