On the 26th of July I held my monthly Blowjob workshop and it was a gushing wet blast! Every time I do it more and more people show up and it warms me heart. I was talking about masturbation sleeves at one point and saw a sea of confusion wash over everyone’s face. I paused and took a quick poll; “How many here have never heard of a masturbation sleeve before?” I was shocked when almost the entire room raised their hands! I guess I have more work to do, and how timely. I was just given this glowing green goodness called the Climax Gems Emerald Stroker to review. Let’s see how it measures up!
Climax Gems Emerald Stroker Review
August 1, 2010
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July 26th: Blow-jobs and Beyond Workshop
July 25, 2010
Tomorrow at 8PM I will be facilitating the infamous Blow-jobs and Beyond workshop here in New York at The Pleasure Chest. It’s free and lots of fun if you find yourself with nothing better to do than wish a snowman really would give you head in a heat wave like this. RSVP on the Facebook page and share with your friends and lovers. Come early as this workshop tends to fill up fast. See you there!
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Win a signed jock strap from my collection
July 21, 2010
Time is running out to buy calendar days for the 2011 Sex Blogger calendar featuring me, and now I have a little extra something to help entice you to support it.
For each calendar day you buy, you are entered in for a chance to win one of my very favorite jock straps signed by me. I have had this old boy for a good number of years and I’ll be sad to see it go, so whoever wins has to promise to send me periodic photos of you wearing it.
I can’t promise that it will be very clean as I don’t intend to wash it and the stitching is coming out at a few places, BUT it is in excellent condition considering what many men have put it through!
To enter go to the Sex Blogger Calendar website and buy either one or several calendar days. With your day you get an 80 character message which will appear in the calendar. I encourage you to use those 80 characters to tell me what you want to do with me.
One day is only $25 and supports the Woodhull Freedom Foundation. They have some special bundle offers if you’d like to enter more than once. When purchasing type in UNDERWEAR BRANDON B in the comments field and you’re all set! One lucky winner will receive this signed jock in the mail in a package hot off my package. Sniff, I will miss you. So many memories in this thing…
If you win, send me pics of you and I’ll jack off into the jock looking at pictures of you. :)
For more pictures of me in my jock keep reading. Good luck!
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Q&A: “My boyfriend has a history of sexual abuse and now tells me he never wants to have sex…”
July 14, 2010
“My boyfriend has a history of sexual abuse and now tells me he never wants to have sex…”
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Doc Johnson Prescription Natural Lube Review
July 10, 2010
People ask me from time to time if I miss Los Angeles. I always want to say “Why yes I do” when asked, but then I think back to what LA was like; a nightmare MTA, pollution that was visible to a startling degree, Ed Hardy…It’s then that I have to resign and confess “Why no, not really.” That being said there are aspects of LA lifestyle that I enjoy, if for nothing other than the sheer parody value of the stereotypes. One such stereotype is that LA is full of designer drug pill-poppers. I would always tell people that I totally used Vico recreationally, when in fact I am not a fan of any pills, recreational or otherwise. Flash forward to this week when I received this new Doc Johnson Prescription Natural Lube in the mail. Fun, it looks like pills! I decided to take the BB dick wagon down memory lane and give it a go.
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“Why Pride is Still Important” Editor’s Pick for e[lust], plus other great reads
July 8, 2010
Photo courtesy of Elle from Kink Unleashed
Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #18? Start with the rules, check out the schedule and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!
Editor’s Note: A little change in how things are done for this edition – you’ll notice there are no “Top 3″ picks – due in part to the holiday I ended up being extremely short on judges and I didn’t have enough for fair voting. So instead, I expanded my “Featured Post”. (If you’d like to volunteer to be an occasional judge for e[lust], just email me, Lilly, at questions.e.lust @ gmail.com) Also, please be sure to check out the new summer schedule in effect until the 20th edition.
~ Featured Posts (Lilly’s Pick) ~
Why Pride is Still Important – When someone tells me that they don’t think Pride is necessary, I can’t help but believe that they go through life with tunnel vision. I live in New York where for the most part I can walk around being a big ol’ queen and I’ll make it home alive, but there are people who live in places where they can’t. Even here in New York you’ll get called a faggot from time to time by passing cars or groups of punks, and even here in New York I hear stories of people getting the shit kicked out of them just because they were gay.
Fantasies and Condoms – Our culture has created a narrative in which sex only feels good and looks sexy if no one is protected. We’re all suffering from this narrative, but sex workers are probably suffering the most.
~ e[lust] Editress ~
Some days we need a little hope – I encourage you to practice random acts of kindness that could be worthy of inclusion on the site (GivesMeHope.com). Be nice, be caring, let your heart open up just for the sake of bringing someone some happiness or comfort. Do you know how good it feels to just give?
See also: Pleasurists #83 and #84 for all your sex toy review needs.
All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!
Kink & Fetish
An Anal Adventure
Bound in the Night
Being a Tart
Danger may explode without warning
Found It: Pearls for the Submissive Wife
Morning Rituals
Shoe Slut
(another!) Shoe Slut
Spanking my ass while fucking so he feels every wiggle
Submission is impossible in the absence of humanity
Strip, boy
Swallow Falls
The Trigger
The Beast with Three Backs
Erotic Writing
A long hot day
And then we kissed…
A Picture of Lust
Ass Plug
‘Come For Me…’
Depths
Exchange II
Forbidden Fantasy
Fucking Mika for the first time
Good Things Come To Those Who Wait
Getting Off…On The Road
Katie’s First Time
Master Class
My Favourite Waste of Time
Microfantasy Monday, week 84: Addiction
Picture to Word 2
Sociable
Saturday Night Plans
Safe Sex
The Train
Thunderstorms are Sexy
Teaching Respect (Part 1)
You First
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
Adventures in Birth Control
Erotic Awakening: A Swinger’s Comments
Friends With Benefits His Lush Behind!
Getting Started – Hotel Parties
Greetings From The Deep End – Swinging and Openness
How To Have Multiple Orgasms
Mr. Strong
Play Safe. Stay Safe. Get Tested. Be Protected.
Political Cuddling: Asking, Talking, Touching
Reflections on Glass
Something I Wish I’d Had 10 Years Ago
Sex: A required part of the college curriculum
Shades of Grey
Three’s Company
Ten Life Lessons I’m Learning from Enslavement
Uncomfortable
Walk of Shut The Fuck Up
Sex News, Interviews, Politics and Humor
Interview with Scarlett Chaos aka Essin’Em
The Media is Not Responsible for Your Poor Body Image
To Shave or Not to Shave
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Tenga Flip Hole Black Review
July 2, 2010
I was most pleased with the original Tenga Flip Hole, most pleased indeed. Then a hot minute after I bought it Tenga released their newer Tenga Flip Hole Black. No big deal, I thought, but then I realized that this new Flip Hole was actually supposed to feel tighter. Thanks a lot guys! I have thousands of dollars to spend on you slightly modifying the same toy every three weeks! Disgruntled, I didn’t pick one up immediately and have been happily wanking with my original iPod looking Flip Hole to date. But now, much like the iPhone G4, I must have the next best thing. Luckily a Black Flip Hole has landed in my porcelain lap. I figure it is time to have some angry make up sex with this bad boy!
Pre-Order the Sex Blogger Calendar featuring my sexy ass (literally)!
June 30, 2010
The time has come!
Earlier this month I had announced that I was selected as a model for the 2011 Sex Blogger calendar. Well now you are able to pre-order your copy for a discounted price!
On top of that, you are able to help support the Woodhull Freedom Foundation by purchasing a day in the calendar. By purchasing days, you are able to include an 80 character message of your choosing. I encourage you to buy a day and use it to flirt with me. I really am as easy as I look, it would totally work.
They have some special package combos so check them out. Also, please mark October 1st on your current boring calendar, as it is the official launch party where you can come and mingle with myself and the other sexy models!
For details on how to purchase your calendar and/or days, please visit the Sex Blogger Calendar website.
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The Toy Store: Why Pride is Still Important
June 30, 2010
I have never been able to attend a New York Pride because my boss always made me work in the store, which is ironic because I was always the one who actively fought for equal rights between the two of us. Last year was even worse because we actually had a float for the first time in the parade which I specifically said I wanted to be on and I still had to work. This was the middle-finger equivalent of sticking a thousand dicks in my eye. Well this year was different because I was in charge, so I finally got to celebrate Pride, which is an annual event that is very important to me. Leading up to the march I found myself hearing people saying things that really surprised me when asked what they were doing for Pride. Stop the turnip truck, because when someone says “I don’t think Pride is necessary anymore,” I take issue!
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Someone decided I was interesting and interviewed me
June 30, 2010
Jokes on them!
I was interviewed for a very cool website called The Beautiful Kind — a site full of kinky stories and sex advice. Check out the interview here and leave comments about how you’ve all slept with me and how good my butt tastes.
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