February 1, 2010
Every year around this time I have to listen to people whine about Valentine’s Day for one reason or another. People bitch about being single or rant about how it’s just another holiday created by the greeting card company and blah blah blah poop. People need to chill with all that. Holidays are our way of breaking up the monotony of the year so as not to go ape shit and beat the crap out of each other with claw hammers. The only holiday that should ever ACTUALLY matter to you is your birthday, all the other stuff is just fluff to enjoy, so stop over thinking it and buy me some fuckin’ flowers already.
I for one love Valentine’s Day. It’s a holiday that celebrates that there is someone in your life who’s face is foine enough to sit on from time to time. It’s totally celebrating sex, in it’s own pretending-you-really-like-him-for-his-personality kinda way.
I’ve made a short list of some sexy stuff to get your special someone this year. If you don’t have a special someone, well you always have me, and I will accept any and all of the following!
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January 30, 2010
An article was posted by the New York Times yesterday discussing open relationships. The article revealed that a soon to be released study showed that 50% of gay couples polled were in happy open relationships.
The negative backlash to the topic of open relationships is something that practitioners and polygamists are familiar with. It’s an argument that will often times draw anger from those that oppose open relationships, or at best elicit responses such as “I could never do it, but to each his own.”
The following is a brief example of why open relationships work for many, my responses to the various common arguments against responsible non-monogamy, as well as a short beginners guide on how to develop an open relationship with your partner if that is the path that you choose.
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January 30, 2010
My imaginary husband Geronimo stopped by the toy store today to drop off my new Geronimo action figure in person! He autographed it for me and everything and then posed for a few photos with me. The conversation went like this:
Me: “I know this is cheesey but can I get my picture taken with you?”
Geronimo: “Of course! Should I take my shirt off?”
Me: “…”
As you might guess, I was as cool as a cucumber the entire time…
While he was there a customer asked him where she could get an action figure too and he sold her one on the spot! He then posed for a picture with her too before she left.
I sent my mom the pictures and she spent 20 minutes implying that she was going to masturbate to it. She got a kick out of the fact that I was in the picture too and yet she was still saying that she was going to “smudge” it, though I was less entertained by this information…
Get your Geronimo go-go dancer bobble head at JustGStyle.com. Thanks Geronimo!
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January 26, 2010
Inqueery crush and boner-fuel Bryan Slater is taking it off this Thursday the 28th at an event called QUEER ART NOW. I take it (in bed) this event is for artists who want to draw male form, though I have already threatened to show up with finger paints. If you’re artistically inclined or just want to pretend so you can see Bryan nudie check it out.
p.s. Check out my interview with Bryan Slater and some sexy pics in Crushin’ On!
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January 25, 2010
My friend Ignacio from Poly Patao Productions is hosting an event here in New York and I promised I’d pass the world along to you all. It sounds like it will be a lot of fun! If you haven’t been tested recently mark your calendars. I’ve attended a few of Ignacio’s workshops in the past and they are always very informative and interesting. Check it out!
One of the Most Important Tests You’ll Ever Take
Free HIV testing, Free workshops and Free Goodie Bags
Monday, February 1, 2010
3-9pm
A Collaboration of GMHC, Poly Patao Productions (P3) and The Pleasure Chest NYC
Get tested, get a goodie bag, free safer sex materials and attend a workshop
All FREE! All Welcomed!
Get your results in 20 minutes!
(Please RSVP at PolyPatao@gmail.com for workshop. Space is limited)
The Tisch Building
119 West 24 Street Between 6th and 7th
6th floor
Contact Ignacio at 917-554-5438 or Susana at 212-367-1108
3pm Sexual Empowerment
This workshop will discuss the ways in which we are taught about sex and how rigged it is. We will discuss the dominant-culture model of sex, love and relationships. We will discuss the path that begins within. Discussing our bodies and acceptance that must come in order to interact, communicate and be intentional with others. This workshop will also go into intentionality, negotiation and safety.
6pm Playing with Roles: How to Spice up your sex life
Join us in exploring fantasy and role-playing to enhance your sex life. Be anything or anyone you want. Let go of your inhibitions and imagine.
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January 25, 2010
“Is it just me or is Geronimo a lot smaller than I remember him?”
Holy crap, where the hell have I been? Lots has been going on this month, most of which includes me being the laziest asshole in Manhattan. It’s been cold so I moved my bookcase in front of my door and have been growing a length of beard ala Crazy Mr. Burns above.
Leave it to the golden go-go boy and former Inqueery crush Geronimo to lure me out of hiding with the announcement of his new bobble-hip figurine crafted in his likeness. Picture it: me, hair wild, hissing at the sunlight, arm scrambling to grab the figurine and retreat before I start getting Snuggie-shaped tan lines…
Man, I have so many mixed emotions about this. This must be how it feels to be a 14 year old and buying Zack Efron merchandise from High School Musical. I can only imagine what younger brats do with their sex idol merch. Lord knows I am going to break this poor figurine within the first hour of it arriving. And yes I did order one, and you can too by visiting the merchandise section of Geronimo’s website at justgstyle.com (enjoy the hipper-than-me music and the LOL biography where he talks about his dead black chihuahua Blackie. Zeitgeists of creativity flow through this man.)
And now back to reading Cat Fancy…
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January 14, 2010
I’m sure you have all heard about what happened in Haiti. I think being a caring person is sexy and that is my justification for posting this here.
If you would like to donate to help those in Haiti, I suggest Doctors Without Borders. They aren’t politically driven, they are just there to help those in needs.
Click here or call 1-888-392-0392 to donate — skip a few cocktails this weekend.
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December 31, 2009
Well it’s that time of year again. The last day of 2009. People are joining gyms around the nation that they will visit maybe four times, nicotine patches will be ripped off of triceps and hurled into garbage bins, and somewhere someone is going to have a little too much sparkling wine and decide that they drink too much until they are invited out the next evening.
It’s been a great year for The INQUEERY and I have all of you to thank. There are some exciting things I have planned for next year to take my site to the next level and I hope you enjoy all of it.
Speaking of things to enjoy, I’ve had a lot of fun with a lot of toys this year. I figured it only right to post my End of Year Top Toy Picks to celebrate my personal favorites in each category. Enjoy, and have a safe and fun New Year!
xxx
Brandon B.
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